You're immortal and you can't escape the current situation:
You are stuck with two other men while being immortal. You must pick one of them or the galaxy will explode. One is Norman Osborn, who, if picked, you would have to make out with for the rest of your life. Bonus points: he has a giraffe tongue.
The other option is a tony stark-slug hybrid who, if picked you would have to mate with. Bonus: Ooze all over.
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scream at his ass
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...Dare.
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You are stuck with two other men while being immortal. You must pick one of them or the galaxy will explode. One is Norman Osborn, who, if picked, you would have to make out with for the rest of your life. Bonus points: he has a giraffe tongue.
The other option is a tony stark-slug hybrid who, if picked you would have to mate with. Bonus: Ooze all over.
Which do you pick.
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Truth.
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Underpants made from Chuck Norris' mustache hair or a bra made from lice
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