/zooms in with cracky meme

[mansansfear]

THE "HOW I'D TAP THAT" MEME

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[incywincyhero]

WHY WHEN I AM ABOUT TO GO TO BED

WHY

[mansansfear]

There will just be so much regret...

[incywincyhero]

Sexy, sexy regret.

Peter's kinda quiet during sex btw, dunno if that'd freak Matt out.

[mansansfear]

Yes. Yes it would.

[incywincyhero]

He tends to use his mouth for other things

Like eating a sandwich

[speedofnaked]

I have a feeling... you'd make me wear a blindfold.

[incywincyhero]

Hon, you're adorable, and also half my age. I have a feeling I'd be steering you right out the door and back to your apartment.

[speedofnaked]

It wouldn't be canon.

[incywincyhero]

Canon or no canon, if the engine ain't revving, the race ain't starting.

[speedofnaked]

Gee, thanks.

[incywincyhero]

Look, it's nothing personal. You're just way too young for me. I've had students only a little younger than you, they'd be your age now.

[speedofnaked]

What does that have anything to do with... anything?

[incywincyhero]

... Your universe is creepy.

Look, when one person has that much more life experience than the other, it's way too easy for the relationship to become an abuse of power, okay? Less so as they both get older, but that doesn't really apply here.

[speedofnaked]

... Do you really think 'abuse of power' applies... considering what we are?

[incywincyhero]

If anything, even more so.

[speedofnaked]

So you're saying... that you're worried you would 'abuse power' over me because you're older... even though I can rain fire and lightning on you and turn you to stone.