I believe I am inclined to accept this challenge of yours, anonymous.
...Although I must also remark that my private life is not particularly any of your business. Have you nothing better to do than to speculate upon my potential partners? I believe there are places on the internet for those who feel they must live vicariously through the exploits of others. 'Cam' sites, or something to that extent, if I recall.
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Lupin
Obi-Wan
Possibly all at once.
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I believe I am inclined to accept this challenge of yours, anonymous.
...Although I must also remark that my private life is not particularly any of your business. Have you nothing better to do than to speculate upon my potential partners? I believe there are places on the internet for those who feel they must live vicariously through the exploits of others. 'Cam' sites, or something to that extent, if I recall.
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How do you feel about sandwiches?
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REMUS JOHN LUPIN, COME TAKE YOUR MUN AWAY FROM HERE BEFORE I AM FORCED TO FREEZE HIM TO THE WALL BY HIS EARS.
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but there also needs to be a postcoital meal
of mushroom tarts
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[Ruffles the computer monitor into useless shards and bent, smoking wires.]
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When he's older of course. I mean, the irony alone...
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