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killyoudead September 16 2010, 18:05:41 UTC
... SHELLEY DE KILLER!!!!

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bluffing_ruffle September 16 2010, 18:07:30 UTC
DEAR GOD! WHERE!?

...I. I apologize. I was having a small flashback to ridiculous arguments about baseballs and footballs.

The man himself is really quite honorable, if not for the fact that he's a disgusting, murderous piece of the worst sort of scum.

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killyoudead September 16 2010, 18:15:24 UTC
At least he confesses to it. Though I'm curious as to the faced ice cream cones.

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bluffing_ruffle September 16 2010, 18:18:15 UTC
As am I. Though I suppose even a man like that is welcome to a vacation now and then.

...Perhaps he's attempting a new form of calling card. Literal cards are somewhat passé these days.

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killyoudead September 16 2010, 18:19:34 UTC
Wouldn't an ice cream calling card melt before authorities arrived? If anything it seems like a way to frame careless children for murder.

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bluffing_ruffle September 16 2010, 18:21:21 UTC
He could have an ice chest with him.

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killyoudead September 16 2010, 18:22:12 UTC
And leave the ice chest at the scene of the crime?

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bluffing_ruffle September 16 2010, 18:25:02 UTC
Naturally. It wouldn't do to take his calling card back with him. How else would I know to give him the credit?

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killyoudead September 16 2010, 18:26:14 UTC
Well then the ice chest would be more of the calling card than the ice cream itself, wouldn't it? That seems unnecessarily complicated for someone who previously resorted to just business cards.

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bluffing_ruffle September 16 2010, 18:27:23 UTC
Well, he could vary the ice chest. Perhaps he feels like styrofoam one day, and then one of those... brand-name plastic ones. "Igloo", I think it is.

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