CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
SO I KNOW IC SECRETS JUST WENT UP but I felt that this was important for you all to know.
Some of our lovely CITYzens have committed terrible fashion crimes. All the police characters? I expect you to stop these heinous crimes at once. I have evidence.
Name: Daniel Rand
Fashion crime: That T-Shirt
Name: Dr. Horrible
Fashion crime: ... Isn't it obvious?
Name: Weasel Somethingorother
Fashion crime: You can't hook for Jesus, dumby.
Name: The Major (of Fat)
Fashion crime: Dat underwear
Name: Bruce Banner
Fashion crime: Wrong bathing suit.
Some of our lovely CITYzens have committed terrible fashion crimes. All the police characters? I expect you to stop these heinous crimes at once. I have evidence.
Name: Daniel Rand
Fashion crime: That T-Shirt
Name: Dr. Horrible
Fashion crime: ... Isn't it obvious?
Name: Weasel Somethingorother
Fashion crime: You can't hook for Jesus, dumby.
Name: The Major (of Fat)
Fashion crime: Dat underwear
Name: Bruce Banner
Fashion crime: Wrong bathing suit.