why am i awake

[superxgrlfriend]

Sexuality is infinitely complex and variable. It's a subject on which many papers have been published, debates have been waged, hypotheses defended, etc etc etc. NO DEBATES HERE, THOUGH. JUST A QUESTION (WHICH I KNOW HAS BEEN POSED BEFORE BUT IT WAS A REALLY LONG TIME AGO):

If you had to put your character on the Kinsey scale (whether you

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[notapoof]

0. Definitely Zero. As in Gene Hunt couldn't get any straighter. He would rather kill himself slowly than be remotely interested in another guy. :|;;

[superxgrlfriend]

IT'S NOT AS IF IT'S IN HIS USERNAME OR ANYTHING LOLOLOL

[notapoof]

LMFAO YEAH TRUE

GENE IS A MAN'S MAN WHO IS TOTALLY MANLY AND MAKES OTHER MEN FEEL INFERIOR BY BEING IN THE SAME ROOM IN TERMS ON MANLINESS.

[superxgrlfriend]

BETTER STAY AWAY LESS WE WANT TO BE SHOWERED IN TESTOSTERONE.

[notapoof]

Awww yeah

[pacifisted]

All this MAN'S MAN stuff just reminded me of something I heard on a clip of a voice actor talking once--

"Space: it's a manly place. A place for manly men. Men so manly they get a man for a wife. Aaaand then there's Quatre."

(Actually, I think of that quote every time Lassiter makes a post to the comms, NGL. But this made me remember it too.)

[notapoof]

Rofl that's kind of epic.

[pacifisted]

XD

...I kind of want to throw McClane, Hunt, Bond, Stark, and Bauer all in one room and watch people in the immediate vicinity spontaneously grow beards.

[notapoof]

It can't be done, universe would implode from the manliness.

[pacifisted]

So like, if four of them gather together in one spot, and the other is walking by, does he, like. Suddenly remember a dental appointment and turn round the other way again? There's got to be some kind of protective safeguard against this sort of thing. :|a

[notapoof]

I guess the universe and cosmos would throw some kind of distraction for once of them :|a

[pacifisted]

I would pay good e-monies to see something like this happen ICly, I really would XD

[doubleoohbaby]

Maybe this explains the real reason Stark and Bond dislike each other. The cosmos has planted a hate for one another so that they are never in the same place at the same time.

[notapoof]

I don't think Hunt and Stark get on either. Ooooomysterious.

[doubleoohbaby]

THEN IT'S PROOF. And Bond doesn't get on with McClane or Baeur either.

[doubleoohbaby]

If they all got together, any woman within a 5 mile vicinity would get pregnant.