Sexuality is infinitely complex and variable. It's a subject on which many papers have been published, debates have been waged, hypotheses defended, etc etc etc. NO DEBATES HERE, THOUGH. JUST A QUESTION (WHICH I KNOW HAS BEEN POSED BEFORE BUT IT WAS A REALLY LONG TIME AGO):
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Yeah, I know. It's supposedly not really that possible. But if the man isn't interested in sneaking into a stewardess' bedroom, doesn't bat an eye at big monstro jiggly tits bouncing around when every other guy in the courtroom is falling over themselves, thinks perfume is disgusting, has no wish to discuss chicks in bathtubs, refers to the women who apparently like him with a term of distaste and has to have it pointed out to him that they do in the first place, I sincerely doubt heterosexual encounters register anywhere at all on his list of 'yes please'.
And since I don't play him--or at least, this particular account of him--as asexual? Bluffles = six.
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Complicated thought in the morning is forbidden by law, you know, in the, uh... book of... stuff. Section hrmlbrml, paragraph ghrblx... yeah.
/totally convincing legal argument
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Well, we'll add Demonbitchsexual to his list then XD
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Yeah Dahlia kind of just. Godmods charisma. 5 seconds after stepping into a room everyone wants her.
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I always thought of Dahlia as one of those chicks in the style of Heathers, where everyone goes yaaaaaaaay when she comes round and tries to get in on her good side except for like this tiny handful who can see past the act to the hideous beast below. She's that person everyone knew in high school who had all the attention and couldn't care less about any one of the people giving it.
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Anywho the point is that Edgeworth seemed somewhat enamored with his pretty young witness, and not (quite) everyone in the court was along with him.
So uh.
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Also, I was trying to make people laugh, not be scientific about it. :/
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/can start over?
edit// actually tbh and after further examination I think I'm still a little needlessly twitchy after that one f-list meme and common opinions expressed on it so I really am sorry I read your comment the wrong way.
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