why am i awake

[superxgrlfriend]

Sexuality is infinitely complex and variable. It's a subject on which many papers have been published, debates have been waged, hypotheses defended, etc etc etc. NO DEBATES HERE, THOUGH. JUST A QUESTION (WHICH I KNOW HAS BEEN POSED BEFORE BUT IT WAS A REALLY LONG TIME AGO):

If you had to put your character on the Kinsey scale (whether you

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[bluffing_ruffle]

Six.

Yeah, I know. It's supposedly not really that possible. But if the man isn't interested in sneaking into a stewardess' bedroom, doesn't bat an eye at big monstro jiggly tits bouncing around when every other guy in the courtroom is falling over themselves, thinks perfume is disgusting, has no wish to discuss chicks in bathtubs, refers to the women who apparently like him with a term of distaste and has to have it pointed out to him that they do in the first place, I sincerely doubt heterosexual encounters register anywhere at all on his list of 'yes please'.

And since I don't play him--or at least, this particular account of him--as asexual? Bluffles = six.

[superxgrlfriend]

THOSE ARE VERY CONVINCING ARGUMENTS.

[bluffing_ruffle]

I could have used more than those but I doubt anyone wants me to sit here and make an essay of it when it can be summarized to humorous effect.

[superxgrlfriend]

It's too early for essays, anyway. At least it is on the east coast.

[bluffing_ruffle]

Yeah, no kidding. If I'm gonna be up early and then spend the rest of my day at work, there are to be absolutely no essays from this direction. I need my brain to correct a billion pages of someone insisting that a place is burned down or demolished and telling me eight people live there anyway.

Complicated thought in the morning is forbidden by law, you know, in the, uh... book of... stuff. Section hrmlbrml, paragraph ghrblx... yeah.

/totally convincing legal argument

[battothefuture]

Well TO BE FAIR, he didn't seem immune to Dahlia's charms, so....

[pacifisted]

Ah, that's true. There is that. Though Dahlia could probably charm a dead man, really. At least until the fwoosh effect.

Well, we'll add Demonbitchsexual to his list then XD

[battothefuture]

Dahlia never seemed to charm Mia though, and Diego never seemed much affected either. Though admittedly, Dahlia was never really focused on charming them as much, and she did somehow get Diego to agree to meet her for coffee despite everything so idk.

Yeah Dahlia kind of just. Godmods charisma. 5 seconds after stepping into a room everyone wants her.

[pacifisted]

Though one could argue that Diego didn't because EYES ONLY FOR MIA and all that stuff?

I always thought of Dahlia as one of those chicks in the style of Heathers, where everyone goes yaaaaaaaay when she comes round and tries to get in on her good side except for like this tiny handful who can see past the act to the hideous beast below. She's that person everyone knew in high school who had all the attention and couldn't care less about any one of the people giving it.

[battothefuture]

Yeah that's always sort of what I argue for Diego. But I mean. This is Dahlia we're talking about and all....

Anywho the point is that Edgeworth seemed somewhat enamored with his pretty young witness, and not (quite) everyone in the court was along with him.

So uh.

[pacifisted]

Right, right! Well, then I'll bump him up to a 5.5 and we'll call it a fair deal XD

[crackofthunder]

I will have to note that there are often straight guys who are completely oblivious to women who like them and need it pointed out to them as well. I've been that guy. ;)

[pacifisted]

I suppose I've never really met one of them, but then where I live, it's often a thing of having to prove you do, so.

Also, I was trying to make people laugh, not be scientific about it. :/

[crackofthunder]

And I was just trying to make you laugh, not really get all critical or nothin'.

[pacifisted]

Ah, okay. Sorry, my radar must be busted today or somethin'. >_<

/can start over?

edit// actually tbh and after further examination I think I'm still a little needlessly twitchy after that one f-list meme and common opinions expressed on it so I really am sorry I read your comment the wrong way.

[crackofthunder]

No worries. Believe me, I'm well aware of how memes can make you twitchy. See how I was when all I had was Thundercracker here and people thought I was being creepy. That messed me up a lot.