wait, what?

[gorzilla]

Watching CSI (some episodes are funny, some are neat, many are dumb) with the wife. It's Season1, the obligatory sci-fi convention episode (don't most shows like this have one of those? I think so)

Me: I'd make a good star captain.
Wife: Define good.
Me: Do I get orbital weapons?
Wife: Yeah, thought so.
Me: What?
Wife: You're Khan with a clown nose.



boom boom, baby.