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I'm so tempted to just go to the emergency room, be all "So I think I have walking pneumonia" and start coughing on old women until they let me in.
Does that make me a bad person?
YOU CAN TAKE MY BODY BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE MY SENSE OF HUMOUR.
Haha, I'm not actually sure if that's humour at this point. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEAREST HOSPITAL? I'm so out of it that the hospital I was picturing is the one where I USED to live, which is like... an hour's drive from here. I can barely manage a five minute drive at the moment. Are there hospitals in the northern suburbs? There should be, with all the shootings. Bri triumphantly telling me "SEE? THERE'S CRIME IN OAKLEIGH" every time the traffic cop show has someone running a red light on Princes Hwy is NOT THAT CONVINCING NEXT TO THE POLICE TWITTER TALKING ABOUT BULLET WOUNDS IN JACANA AND BRUNSWICK.
PS I cannot tell whether it is illness or something else telling me to replace ALL my LJ icons with Taylor Momsen.
PPS I added some. It's not my fault she's hot.
Does that make me a bad person?
YOU CAN TAKE MY BODY BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE MY SENSE OF HUMOUR.
Haha, I'm not actually sure if that's humour at this point. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEAREST HOSPITAL? I'm so out of it that the hospital I was picturing is the one where I USED to live, which is like... an hour's drive from here. I can barely manage a five minute drive at the moment. Are there hospitals in the northern suburbs? There should be, with all the shootings. Bri triumphantly telling me "SEE? THERE'S CRIME IN OAKLEIGH" every time the traffic cop show has someone running a red light on Princes Hwy is NOT THAT CONVINCING NEXT TO THE POLICE TWITTER TALKING ABOUT BULLET WOUNDS IN JACANA AND BRUNSWICK.
PS I cannot tell whether it is illness or something else telling me to replace ALL my LJ icons with Taylor Momsen.
PPS I added some. It's not my fault she's hot.