Vector Calculus...may go screw itself.
That's right.
Yes it shall.
And then I shall rip out its guts, devour it's brain, and stuff it's pea-sized skull full of non-sense-making gibberish.
And then it will go burn in the internal flames of Hell and have its eye balls spooned out and have worms stuffed in its sockets as replacement, and then it will eat its babies while getting impaled on a stick and constantly getting struck by lightening.
Seriously.
Who on this planet will ever need to use Stoke's theorem?
Like:
"Oh, hey, my day was so great! I mean, I was totally deriving Green's theorem from Stoke's theorem! And, you know, upward flux and outward flux and all that rainbow-y stuff is just so entertaining! =DDDD"
Whoever I catch saying that will arrive at the same result as Mr. Vector Calculus.
I mean, because of this bastard, I have officially *well, not yet* gotten a B in Calculus 3. Seriously, any sort of offense towards me is mostly alright, but NO ONE will cause my math-related grades to drop from a 98% to a 87%! ESPECIALLY not some STUPID chapter in Steward's cursed calculus textbook like Vector Calculus!
I seriously am wishing that Stoke and Green had died at birth.
That way, no one today will have to suffer the evilness surface integrals defined by scalar functions or vector functions parametrically or functionally or otherwise. And NO one will have to struggle through the Divergence Theorem, OR Fundamental Theorem of Line Integrals.
Oh, and on another note, Spherical coordinates may go rot alongside of Mr. Vector Calculus for giving me a migraine during my math final.
Cylindrical coordinates too.
And screw you, cartesian coordinates, too.
And complex numbers as well.
And polar forms.
And u-substitution, and the ultra-violet super-voodoo crap that caused me to spend thirty effed minutes staring at how on earth to integrate x^3(cos(x^2)).
Triple integrals can also go die.
And it shall drag all spheres, cones, and paraboloids along with it.
And uv-transformations can go ice itself, for all I care, because as the only thing that I actually had a HANDLE on, not a SINGLE problem was included about it on the final.
And normal vectors...?
I will behead them personally with a toothbrush.
Along with trigonometry in general, as well as algebra, and lagrange multipliers.
And such greek letters such as lambda, mu, theta, rho, and phi can also go suck its own balls.
I am seriously so pissed.
*goes to rip up math book*
Really, I swear I'm looking forward to Differential Equations next semester >>