Jul 15, 2006 06:51
last night i saw the biggest fucking mosh pit i've ever god damn seen. no fuck that. this was true *rumble-pit* in the oldskool style. fuck yea
it started out with shariff telling me to get in line with a lamb of god shirt because they were picking fuckers out for a listening party. i'd fucked up and not gotten time off of work so i missed thine eyes bleed and children of bodom. that's cool. i was there to see mastadon, lamb of god and slayer. and when i showed up. bodom was closing their set. so i saw... mastadon, lamb of god and fucking SLAYER
mastadon sounds like several pissed off thunderstorms clashing all at once. never has been anything you can mosh to for more than 3 seconds. they change the beat up like eclectic spider monkies on acid. i'd met up with shariff by that point, he and the grrl from sony were taking pictures. right on. they wandered off and i moved up to the wall. no point being in the pit when there's nothing to mosh to. hucked a few fuckers in as they bounced off of us. that's what the wall's for. keep the rage in the pit.
arms in the metal prayr formation i was able to get to front center and fucking give out some fucking damage with the god damn dreadlocks.... awww yea. my shit living up to my expectations. a lot of fuckers were putting their elbows behind my neck or trying in pathetically futile form to stop the rage. can't be done. a lot of hammers were bruised when dropped my god damn way. heh back of my head's nearly as bruised as my neck. can't stop me. can't even move me, not with 20 years of stomping up the cascades. solid. got my ass in the pit for the last few tracks. fuck my god damn arms i don't *care*. brutal. fucking, like 30' wide with a ring of idiots wandering in their moronic 'circle pit ways' with a pit that rivaled and surpassed the one in pantera's reinventing the steel tour.
slayer got on and it was pure. fucking. insanity. i stayed out of the primary pit because i had acutally hurt my asss but... when moshing to the side a new pit formed, hell between songs i could tell we not only had 2 but THREE SEPARATE GOD DAMN MOSHPITS GOING. god damn! slayer killed the smoke/lights and broke between nearly every song! shit they don't do that. hell 5 songs in they were all. yo back up! yo give these people some room! \m/X_x\m/ it's good to impress slayer. i think they were just trying to keep the fatalities down. hell even in my pit there were people falling over and sliding 5-10 feet on their ass before leaping back in like god damn van zan with an axe in that famous shot at the end of reign of fire.
fucking god damn that was awesome. it didn't stop either. i was sitting at the bus stop rolling up my wrist braces and two different cars rolled by and there were screams and chants of slayer when they caught my ass hanging there. shit, two fuckers got on the bus @ westlake and sat down nearby with a fist smash. both of them had suffered damage from the dreads up front. heh, beauty. going to have to hit up zion's gate for heaven shall burn and more lamb of god today.
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