Badditude.
Oh word up motherfuckers! Yeah! We’ll get it on right now!!!
I am 100 feet tall.
There is no stopping this.
My cohorts at www dot livejournal dot com slash users slash liestation are disappointing me. Come up with some lies gentlemen, I can only lie so much.
Who am I kidding? My life is a lie.
I will be listening to rap music pretty much from now until the show on the 13th. I have to be perpetually amped. Which, if you are my friend and you see me on the street, get me amped.
WOOHA! GOT YOU ALL IN CHECK
I have nothing but bad feelings about the show coming up. But that’s because I’m my own biggest critic.
And my biggest critic isn’t impressed yet.
But I doubt he will ever be.
We’re breaking up tonight ladies and gentlemen.
Speaking in terms of format, not emotionally.
However Bmitchell of BrandonMitchell.org (Yes, he is a one man organization) is hooking me up with a sweet domain. Strangecastle.com.
It will basically be this. I have no pictures. I have no music or videos. Or music videos. Just an assload of text and subsequently, tedious reading.
Sometimes I just can’t form cohesive thoughts and you are witnessing this. I really miss Hemingways. I’m thinking I might have to make some money here and rent it out for a month.
HEMINGWAYS BURNED DOWN AND WE BUILT STOWNHALL.
Let me form one cohesive thought about something real quick. “Stown” is not actually a group of people. Well, it is, but not an exclusive group of people. Stown is actually your mindset while in Salem Oregon. Stown is simply having pride in where you live. Some fuckin’ 14 year old bitch at the show on Saturday was talking to this guy in the Gentry about how much Salem sucks. In fact, she interrupted me while I was thanking the guy for making the trip down to play for everyone.
IT’S FOURTY FIVE MINUTES AWAY BITCH, WHY DON’T YOU MOVE THERE IF YOU HATE SALEM SO MUCH?
Because the truth is, Salem isn’t lame. Stown is basically the people who have hope for Salem. That don’t just write it off because their Portland friends on myspace tell them Salem sucks. OF COURSE THEY WILL SAY SALEM SUCKS, THEY DON’T LIVE HERE FOR A REASON. EIGHTY PERCENT OF THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE WHO ARE UNDER 27 MOVED THERE FROM SALEM BECAUSE THEY HATED SALEM SO MUCH. BIAS.
Stown is the people who don’t mind getting their hands dirty. We don’t have a bunch of venues set up for us here. Culture has never been a high priority around here so we have to WORK to get the shows going. It’s a process, it’s a cause and it brings people closer together. And that’s what makes Salem’s music scene great, everyone who comes to a show matters. Because you’re doing something more than just watching good bands, you’re helping out a cause. THAT’S WHAT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND.
I would know, I’m the motherfuckin’ mayor.
FUCK THAT, STOWN.
Willamette Valley, nigga. 4 life.
GOD I’M SO AMPED.
It’s been a shitty month and it had been a while before anything shitty happened to me. Right now I remember that when shitty things happen I just get amped and want to accomplish things.
The glass IS half full.
However, sometimes society makes me want to kill myself. FOX has started an investigation as to whether Paula Abdul had an inappropriate sexual relationship in the butt with one of the contestants. They are doing this because they “Want to ensure that the democratic process has been used appropriately in the selection of the American Idol”.
The democratic process?
I can imagine you would have to eff Paula Abdul pretty good to have her make you the American Idol. I know I wouldn’t be able to step up to plate.
In fact, I doubt I could have sex with any celebrity. It would just be too weird.
Double in fact, I don’t think celebrities exist.
Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Lindsay Lohan, Kurt Russell, all lies.
Celebrities were created so scientists don’t become famous because then they wouldn’t get anything done. A bunch of nerdy dudes in their late 30’s that can count how many times they’ve been laid on one hand. You can’t just give them millions of dollars and throw a bunch of free, un-diseased, high society pussy in their faces. If we did that, the ruskies would have built twelve cities on the moon by now. And they would ALL be shooting missiles at us.
Still.
So that’s why we have celebrities. So NASA doesn’t turn into the grotto.
Oh, and another thing.
Feel free to throw that recklessly through the internet. Particularly Myspace since no one will go to anything Ian thinks is cool. Find it at:
HTTP://www.inkstud.com/archiecomics2.jpg
And I will be happy you helped me out.
I am 100 feet tall.
There is no stopping this.
My cohorts at www dot livejournal dot com slash users slash liestation are disappointing me. Come up with some lies gentlemen, I can only lie so much.
Who am I kidding? My life is a lie.
I will be listening to rap music pretty much from now until the show on the 13th. I have to be perpetually amped. Which, if you are my friend and you see me on the street, get me amped.
WOOHA! GOT YOU ALL IN CHECK
I have nothing but bad feelings about the show coming up. But that’s because I’m my own biggest critic.
And my biggest critic isn’t impressed yet.
But I doubt he will ever be.
We’re breaking up tonight ladies and gentlemen.
Speaking in terms of format, not emotionally.
However Bmitchell of BrandonMitchell.org (Yes, he is a one man organization) is hooking me up with a sweet domain. Strangecastle.com.
It will basically be this. I have no pictures. I have no music or videos. Or music videos. Just an assload of text and subsequently, tedious reading.
Sometimes I just can’t form cohesive thoughts and you are witnessing this. I really miss Hemingways. I’m thinking I might have to make some money here and rent it out for a month.
HEMINGWAYS BURNED DOWN AND WE BUILT STOWNHALL.
Let me form one cohesive thought about something real quick. “Stown” is not actually a group of people. Well, it is, but not an exclusive group of people. Stown is actually your mindset while in Salem Oregon. Stown is simply having pride in where you live. Some fuckin’ 14 year old bitch at the show on Saturday was talking to this guy in the Gentry about how much Salem sucks. In fact, she interrupted me while I was thanking the guy for making the trip down to play for everyone.
IT’S FOURTY FIVE MINUTES AWAY BITCH, WHY DON’T YOU MOVE THERE IF YOU HATE SALEM SO MUCH?
Because the truth is, Salem isn’t lame. Stown is basically the people who have hope for Salem. That don’t just write it off because their Portland friends on myspace tell them Salem sucks. OF COURSE THEY WILL SAY SALEM SUCKS, THEY DON’T LIVE HERE FOR A REASON. EIGHTY PERCENT OF THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE WHO ARE UNDER 27 MOVED THERE FROM SALEM BECAUSE THEY HATED SALEM SO MUCH. BIAS.
Stown is the people who don’t mind getting their hands dirty. We don’t have a bunch of venues set up for us here. Culture has never been a high priority around here so we have to WORK to get the shows going. It’s a process, it’s a cause and it brings people closer together. And that’s what makes Salem’s music scene great, everyone who comes to a show matters. Because you’re doing something more than just watching good bands, you’re helping out a cause. THAT’S WHAT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND.
I would know, I’m the motherfuckin’ mayor.
FUCK THAT, STOWN.
Willamette Valley, nigga. 4 life.
GOD I’M SO AMPED.
It’s been a shitty month and it had been a while before anything shitty happened to me. Right now I remember that when shitty things happen I just get amped and want to accomplish things.
The glass IS half full.
However, sometimes society makes me want to kill myself. FOX has started an investigation as to whether Paula Abdul had an inappropriate sexual relationship in the butt with one of the contestants. They are doing this because they “Want to ensure that the democratic process has been used appropriately in the selection of the American Idol”.
The democratic process?
I can imagine you would have to eff Paula Abdul pretty good to have her make you the American Idol. I know I wouldn’t be able to step up to plate.
In fact, I doubt I could have sex with any celebrity. It would just be too weird.
Double in fact, I don’t think celebrities exist.
Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Lindsay Lohan, Kurt Russell, all lies.
Celebrities were created so scientists don’t become famous because then they wouldn’t get anything done. A bunch of nerdy dudes in their late 30’s that can count how many times they’ve been laid on one hand. You can’t just give them millions of dollars and throw a bunch of free, un-diseased, high society pussy in their faces. If we did that, the ruskies would have built twelve cities on the moon by now. And they would ALL be shooting missiles at us.
Still.
So that’s why we have celebrities. So NASA doesn’t turn into the grotto.
Oh, and another thing.
Feel free to throw that recklessly through the internet. Particularly Myspace since no one will go to anything Ian thinks is cool. Find it at:
HTTP://www.inkstud.com/archiecomics2.jpg
And I will be happy you helped me out.