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*WARNING* Nerdish behaviour, and unnecessary emovian sentiments are about to be combined.
I have just been messing around with my calculator while feeling sorry for myself, and have realised something. I need, and I mean NEED, to have or have had a girlfriend of some description by the 2nd of March 2008. Why this ridiculous arbitrary date, you ask?
Come 5:30am on that day, I will have been single for 99.9% of my life. I will have become the living personification (forgive the tautology) of the statistic people use to make churlish exaggerations about how pathetic their life is.
I can just about stomach 99.892%, at which point the stats currently lie, but if I hit 99.9% then there will be trouble.
In lighter news, I am going down to the patent office tomorrow, to secure my rights to the word 'emovian'.
I have just been messing around with my calculator while feeling sorry for myself, and have realised something. I need, and I mean NEED, to have or have had a girlfriend of some description by the 2nd of March 2008. Why this ridiculous arbitrary date, you ask?
Come 5:30am on that day, I will have been single for 99.9% of my life. I will have become the living personification (forgive the tautology) of the statistic people use to make churlish exaggerations about how pathetic their life is.
I can just about stomach 99.892%, at which point the stats currently lie, but if I hit 99.9% then there will be trouble.
In lighter news, I am going down to the patent office tomorrow, to secure my rights to the word 'emovian'.