"You should wear a red shirt in case you start bleeding"
I just rammed in head into a low duct in our house (for the first time ever) hard enough to about about knock me on my butt. Normally I know right where to duck but since my 9-yr-old was standing right there I walked around him upright (so as to not hit my head on the shelves) and whacked my head so hard I would have dented the duct work if it hadn't been on a square reinforced corner. I yell owwwwwww and lean over the washing machine for a minute to regain my composure. Then I go back to picking out my clothes and my 9-yr-old suggests I pick out a red shirt. Confused I ask him why . . . . he replied "that way the blood won't show if you start bleeding." I about fell over laughing with the brilliance & don't let that injury stop you mentality nature of his comment! Why let a mere flesh wound like a sliced open head slow you down afterall? :)