Oh. My. Gawd.

[gorianalesad]

I've been feelin' kinda lethargic lately, so I decided to bike down to the nearby Dairy Mart (gas station) to grab an energy drink or three. I looked through the selection: Bawls, Jolt, Rip It.. And saw a can I didn't recognize. 'Tis a red-and-white-striped can. The face wasn't turned toward me. So I opened the fridge door and turned it, and saw...

BIG OL' can of WHOOP ASS ENERGY DRINK
Revitalizes attitude & restores faith in mankind

I now have two Rip Its and a Big ol' Can of Whoop Ass sitting on my desk. I love Jones Soda Co.