Cleaning up my documents folder at work (Which I have never organized in my 6+ years of employment), and I came across a lone text file named, "survey.txt".
Its contents:
Isaac attempted to print his timesheet on a large slice of American cheese, but the cheese melted in the fuser and created a big cheesy printing catastrophe.
Interesting. Lesson learned:
(My guess would be that this was random filler text for a survey app I was developing way back in the day.)