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[gorgeous_badger]

I have made a discovery this afternoon:

Gryffindor girls are lying bitches.

That is all.

Comments

[full_of_blarney]

Excuse me Gideon, but I take offense at that. I am a Gryffindor girl, and I don't tollerate being called a liar or a bitch...by ANYONE.

[gorgeous_badger]

Aw, I'm sorry.

Not.

Get over it.

[full_of_blarney]

I recomend that you shut your gob, before I come shut it for you.

[gorgeous_badger]

Ooh, I'm scared.

[gorgeous_badger]

Now I'm shaking.

[full_of_blarney]

That's it, Prewett. The next time I see you, you are hamburger.

I apologize to my house in advance for any lost points because of my intended actions.

[gorgeous_badger]

Oh no!

[full_of_blarney]

Somebody shut him up before he does something eternally stupid please!

[full_of_blarney]

If I were you I would be, Prewett. I may not be as good at charms as Lily, but I am not above sacrificing some house points to shut up an insufferable wanker like you.

[callida]

You ought to be, if you know what's good for you -- an Irish temper is a scary thing.

[private to Marlene]

Are you okay? I know you've been upset lately -- do you want to talk about it?

[/private]

[gorgeous_badger]

Oh stuff it, wench.

[callida]

Careful, Potter might hear you.

[gorgeous_badger]

You can tell him when you're screwing him again.

[full_of_blarney]

My, my, my. You must be upset or something?

Private -- Lily/Marlene

[full_of_blarney]

Alex and I had a huge fight. I am miserable.

Apparently our relationship is dictated by peoples opinions of our sleeping habits.