(no subject)
Well isn't this a fine turn of events. A very scary Slytherin, who by the way, is in no way a threat to my popularity, no matter what he thinks, has been paid to hit on me, by a friend because she thinks I've got something lodged up my arse.
Well, if there bloody wasn't something there before, thanks to her, there probably will be one now. And I meant that on all levels.
Not only that, but there are certain things that are...confusing at this point in time, and I think Sky's about to send me to St. Mungo's for a checkup.
The only bright side to this horrible turn of events is that Christmas is coming up. And then I get to spend my time lounging about on the sofa, being fed sweets by dear ol' Mum! Such is the life...
Oh wait, now I know why everyone is acting bloody nuts. It's the full moon.
Well, if there bloody wasn't something there before, thanks to her, there probably will be one now. And I meant that on all levels.
Not only that, but there are certain things that are...confusing at this point in time, and I think Sky's about to send me to St. Mungo's for a checkup.
The only bright side to this horrible turn of events is that Christmas is coming up. And then I get to spend my time lounging about on the sofa, being fed sweets by dear ol' Mum! Such is the life...
Oh wait, now I know why everyone is acting bloody nuts. It's the full moon.