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So many days late, at such an incredibly late hour.. and I'm going to a synagogue in the morning?! Lets get this over with...
pt A
So. The first part included bears. In my old Kentucky home there was a bear cub who seemed lost. Freaking out because I didn't want a momma bear coming in and fucking all my shit up (Grizzly Mommas, fuck you Sarah Palin) I walked and corralled it through the house and finally led it through the back door into the sight of its waiting mother.
Feeling like the momma's threat was over now that her cub was returned, I let them both back into the house making sure all the opening to the living room were cut off. It made no sense to bring them back in again but I was sure to at least confine them in the green living room. Momma kept trying to escape into the hallway to see what the cub had seen (or so I surmised-- I couldn't really ask so a lot of it is left to speculation.) Her persistence irritated me and I realized letting her in was a terrible idea.
And then I was Mario! There was a pokemon stadium type arena and I was kicking Bowser's ass old school (No jumps!?) I had a wii-mote I could do moves with and one of them included throwing a star at a giant totem pole in the middle of the arena, collecting the magic mushroom it spit out, and being BETTER than invincible. I know. I actually cheated by looking up said cheat on youtube but realized much to my chagrin that it was explained as I picked up the wii-mote. I recall jumping on Bowser's head and essentially being piggy backed while beating him in the head. Progress was very slow.
pt B
I was with J. We were in a loving relationship again, talking to each other to try and come to some conclusion about some issue. I don't recall precisely but it was pleasant. We smiled, we laughed, we felt secure and comfortable.
Eventually I got a call of some kind and ended up talking to M about where we'd meet up. In the middle of being with him I got another call from the Flintstones telling me they were renewing their vows/getting married in Hawaii. After asking me if I'd like to come I suddenly made a bee line towards finding myself on that island again. Unfortunately I was in the mountains, on a different continent, wondering how I'd make it. Could I ask Matt to buy me tickets? Could I even leave this place? I seem tragically lost...
(that's all I've got. Not very impressive, ne?)
pt A
So. The first part included bears. In my old Kentucky home there was a bear cub who seemed lost. Freaking out because I didn't want a momma bear coming in and fucking all my shit up (Grizzly Mommas, fuck you Sarah Palin) I walked and corralled it through the house and finally led it through the back door into the sight of its waiting mother.
Feeling like the momma's threat was over now that her cub was returned, I let them both back into the house making sure all the opening to the living room were cut off. It made no sense to bring them back in again but I was sure to at least confine them in the green living room. Momma kept trying to escape into the hallway to see what the cub had seen (or so I surmised-- I couldn't really ask so a lot of it is left to speculation.) Her persistence irritated me and I realized letting her in was a terrible idea.
And then I was Mario! There was a pokemon stadium type arena and I was kicking Bowser's ass old school (No jumps!?) I had a wii-mote I could do moves with and one of them included throwing a star at a giant totem pole in the middle of the arena, collecting the magic mushroom it spit out, and being BETTER than invincible. I know. I actually cheated by looking up said cheat on youtube but realized much to my chagrin that it was explained as I picked up the wii-mote. I recall jumping on Bowser's head and essentially being piggy backed while beating him in the head. Progress was very slow.
pt B
I was with J. We were in a loving relationship again, talking to each other to try and come to some conclusion about some issue. I don't recall precisely but it was pleasant. We smiled, we laughed, we felt secure and comfortable.
Eventually I got a call of some kind and ended up talking to M about where we'd meet up. In the middle of being with him I got another call from the Flintstones telling me they were renewing their vows/getting married in Hawaii. After asking me if I'd like to come I suddenly made a bee line towards finding myself on that island again. Unfortunately I was in the mountains, on a different continent, wondering how I'd make it. Could I ask Matt to buy me tickets? Could I even leave this place? I seem tragically lost...
(that's all I've got. Not very impressive, ne?)