Well as it is the 24th of November the month of the dreaded idiot Scorpio's is over and I can feel my moon powers ascending! Last night was a full moon, which is perfect for buying things at the store. Last night I noticed they had a broom for sale, like a witch broom. Obviously mocking, I did my best to LOL it, as in they are stupid and I'm not going to buy a fucking broom for them. I use them for cappicinos only and they need to get over it.
I have been having ritauls, I use that term loosely since the Ancient Ones hate ordered patterns, I've been having gatherings with spirits. Last night I was contacted by something but was too scared to talk to it. I don't know what the hell it is, or it's motives are. I asked it if it was only scary because I wanted it to be and my right hand, which is loaded with energy from acupunture, twitches. Meaning my left cerebral cortex put it off. Whatever talks to me talks fully cerebrally, so it is most likely an Enochian-grey who is observing my every action and move to report to the Draconis and/or Annunaki. They look as such.
If you see one of these let me know. They look have a ninja-turtle esque torso with three claws for fingers, with aposable* thumb, and velociraptor feet. They live under the ground. They enslaved the Enochian-greys which are your basic grey anti-bodies, they also get confused with Angels, like, all the time. These are the guys that are watching you, and if you'll turn around at this very moment, right, now.
Anyways, these guys have been talking to me while meditating. Which sucks because I want them to be dead. So does Cthulu. These guys are control freaks, total assholes. While Cthulu and friends just want to destroy everything. Both end results are death, buuuut at least Cthulu isn't boring. While you maintain your job, bills, or whatever else you do. Cthulu and friends are slumbering. Here's a shot of what Cthulu might look like in let's say, Denver or New York City.
Now don't that look funner than a 9-5 cashier job? I think so. Aliens are gay.
Let's talk about my feelings. Tonight I am going to go to a campire. I will invoke something sexy, most likely a burrito. I won't receive it. I will however, post the scariest video I have seen in a long ass time. It's a 2006 Stephen Colbert Roast of George W. Bush. First vid is the full tape, second vid is the tape where Bush didn't think they were taping. Enjoy the fucking weird tension, social distortion and WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS SHIT A FUCKING JOKE?! Why yes, it is all a joke to keep you entertained. Rich people suck. I like to invent my own reality, stay out of it.
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And now the scary one. Remember, the guy is most likely fucking nervous and frozen with fear. It's kinda scary, I almost feel sorry for the guy.
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PROPHECY: Hillary Clinton wins the election. She is one pissed she-dyke feminazi and fucks up everything, hence ending the world in doom, gloom and despair. Resulting in a new dark age of communism or National Socialism or whatever the hell you humans want to define as, me gettin my coffee on. Thanks for trying Obama, Colbert and Ron Paul, but jokes only go so far, the biggest one of all being a working, actual electoral tetris college process. Whether you participate in the 2008 doomsday ballot or not, please don't mistake yourself, your decision in parliament, congress doesn't matter, they will never give a fuck about you or your family. Yem.