My battle with a bug

Nov 25, 2007 15:44

Yeah so I was sitting here at the computer writing a college essay. Then I look over my the air conditioner and see a freaky ass bug crawling along it. I don't know how to describe it it's not like anything I've seen. It looked kinda ancient and its body was kinda shaped like a leaf, and it was big and had long legs.

Now the air conditioner is right next to the screen doors to the balcony. There are three: from the inside out there are two sliding glass doors, and one sliding net door. The outermost door has a big hole in it. The annoying thing is my mom leaves the glass doors open to let air in. But because of the hole in the outermost door, that also lets bugs in. I think that's how the visitor entered. So I eventually decided to send it out the same way.

I reached around and found a Dominos brochure, and tore a piece off. The bug was walking along the top of the air conditioner at the moment. So I placed the paper in its path. It stopped for a moment when it reached the paper, then continued climbing up. Then I became afraid because it would reach my hand in seconds and I had no idea what it would do to me. So I just tossed it through the hole in the screen door and then slammed both of the glass doors shut. It was epic man.

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