Aug 15, 2012 16:52
Courtesy of “John Dies At The End” a book by David Wong.
You chop off an undead guy’s head with your cheap Home Depot ax. The handle cracks so you get another from the hardware. You notch the blade killing a werewolf so you replace it. The undead guy shows up a week later, head sown back on with the string from a weed-wacker. You go after him with your cheap-ass ax. He staggers back and screams “That’s the ax you chopped off my head with last time".
Is he right?