Halloween Horror Nights Update!
Here it is kids the adventure me, jenn, my bro, carl, hitchner, shelton, steve, jeff, and ashley had told by pictures:
Our evening began by meeting at our house in orlando and having a few brewskies bro, because thats what college kids do. Duh! There was traffic up the butthole on 408 and I4, but have no fear we passed the time by shouting nigger as passing cars. Finally, me, hitchner, my bro, shelton, jenn, and jeff met up w/carl, steve, and ashley in the parking garage. Which was followed by chugging LARGE quantities of Wild Turkey. Then we entered the park....
That slut immediately brought me back to memories of Horror Nights w/Kyle and what I might say about his mom...
Boy o Boy was Shelton and Hitchner excited to Go!
While walking thru the park we took notice of a funny non-racial sign:
Then our brave souls decided to enter a Haunted House!
and we saw some TOTALLY scary things such as
Kyles Mom!
and Kyle Mom's Period Pit!
But we only got thru it because we had eachother! Aw. The night had many memorable moments:
- Steve and Carl getting everybody in the line of the Hulk to do the gator chant.
- Me, jason, and hitchner making truckers honk their horns in I-4 traffic just like the old days.
- Telling highschool kids why highschool and Hot Topic totally rocks!
- Hitchner mooning everyone in line of the Hulk.
- A monster calling hitchner a "dip shit"
- Hitchner screaming "Holy Mackrel" in the haunted houses, non-stop.
- Seeing Kyles mom whoreing herself.
- Pressing the "Press Here" button for about 45 minutes.
- Riding the Hulk, Non being able to get the picture, Jason verbally assaulting her, her offended, and me saying "As Hitler said to the Jews, let's go!"
- Hitchner stealing beer from Universal.
- Making friends with some nigger at a gaming booth.
- Im sure theres tons more but I forget...
Then we went home and ordered pizza and discussed world politics and other such things that really matter.
All in all I have to say that this trip to Horror Nights was probably one of the funnest I ever had. Even tho we didn't go on all the haunted houses we still had loads of fun bro.
The next few weeks are gonna be ultra mega fun tho, they include:
- Going to a faggy Yellowcard concert dressed up as Superman and Batman, drunken.
- Omega White Trash's Mother-Fucking Halloween Party 2005
- Halloween!
- Dave Attell at UCF!
- Gainesville trip!!
- and Saji's birthday :-) :-) !!!!!!!!
Im hating Sbarro more and more. Not only do I hate working there now, I also hate the majority of workers there. Probably because I actually have a future and their all white trash, asian, or stoner fags who will never leave Merritt Island because of there academics or careers but because they enlist in the military. fags. I hate that place.
O ya school is going good, but right now thats the least of my priorities.