Jun 07, 2005 22:32
Whats the damn deal?!?!??!?!?!?
I've been out of high school for a year now, Crazy shit huh?
How crazy you ask? Well let's just say you have a fat friend? (come on, you have at least one) and you bought this fat friend 2 items of food...
1. A Hershey's S'mores candy bar...The tastes of marshmallow, graham cracker, and milk chocolate all offered in the convenience of one savory bar. and...
2. A carrot...
Now you tell your fat friend that he/she can only have one of the two, the choice his/hers alone. Now I think I know where you think this is going, of course fatty is gonna go for number 1, I mean after all is is the better of the two. But, in a surprise turn of events, just out of pure "crazy-ness" your fat friend picks the carrot! And that my friends (fat or not), is how crazy it is that I have been out of high school for a whole year. High school comes and and goes.And before you know it, you're left asking yourself "who the fuck likes carrots?"
So with that on your mind I leave you with this...
"Being out of high school for a year is just as crazy as a fat kid eating a carrot" so get over it. Cunts.