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[gopher0]

Month you were born in:

1----i gave a lap dance to
2----i shot a
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i humped
9----i choked on
10---i bitched out
11---i had sex with
12---i ate a

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------a permenant marker
7-------a condom
8-------an ipod
9-------a stuffed animal
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------my science teacher
15-------my neighbor
16-------a soda
17-------a gangsta
18-------a llama
19-------a paperclip
20-------myself
21-------a best friends boyfriend/girlfriend
22-------a policeman
23-------a ninja
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a football player
29-------a dvd player
30-------a pickle
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im naked.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone gave me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------because im sexy and i do what i want

i sang to a dvd player cause i hate myself


i don't really hate myself, just to clarify, and its really not that funny of a topic.