Close your mouth, Michael. We are not a codfish.
I have absolutely NOTHING to say!! Isn't that Fantastic?! Ah, the miracle of technology!! Even the most absolutely boorish and unintelligent ibecile can inflict his /her thoughts on an unsuspecting world!! I mean, I felt I should post something, but had nothing really to say! Everything is the same as it was the last time I talked to any of you who I still communicate with who care!!
So why should I bother posting ANYTHING at all, you ask?! Why not? Why when nothing makes sense in this world should I stop to question why I shouldn't fill the space with more idiocy when the greater portion of the population has also taken it upon themselves to do the same? Lemmings unite!!! We who were once human salute our Glorious Masters of Technology and Convenience!! I am soulless, malformed and from the same mold as all around me!! Behold!! I am Replicant! I love my television and hate my job which keeps me from my beloved glowing portal of half-truths and distractions! I need not news of the world around me!! Tell me again about the puppy who does cute things and kept its master from stubbing a toe!! MASTER?! How VILE a term!! For animals are our friends and like us in every way deserving every luxury the race has to offer!!! Behold! Does the Beast not wish to kill, fornicate and feed as well as we?! Who would be so bold to think ourselves better when we would build only to destroy our neighbor, steal his belongings to better our own, and take the most desireable of his women! Nay, the Beast is SUPERIOR and should be our Master!!! For while we waste the time building the Beast cuts time in half and merely destroys and feasts!! As we strive to create relationships to arrive at a singular goal, the Beast has outnumbered us with the offspring of but a single conquest!!
BEHOLD! I am Man! My Intelligence makes me Master of all while my Arrogance makes me Least of any!
So why should I bother posting ANYTHING at all, you ask?! Why not? Why when nothing makes sense in this world should I stop to question why I shouldn't fill the space with more idiocy when the greater portion of the population has also taken it upon themselves to do the same? Lemmings unite!!! We who were once human salute our Glorious Masters of Technology and Convenience!! I am soulless, malformed and from the same mold as all around me!! Behold!! I am Replicant! I love my television and hate my job which keeps me from my beloved glowing portal of half-truths and distractions! I need not news of the world around me!! Tell me again about the puppy who does cute things and kept its master from stubbing a toe!! MASTER?! How VILE a term!! For animals are our friends and like us in every way deserving every luxury the race has to offer!!! Behold! Does the Beast not wish to kill, fornicate and feed as well as we?! Who would be so bold to think ourselves better when we would build only to destroy our neighbor, steal his belongings to better our own, and take the most desireable of his women! Nay, the Beast is SUPERIOR and should be our Master!!! For while we waste the time building the Beast cuts time in half and merely destroys and feasts!! As we strive to create relationships to arrive at a singular goal, the Beast has outnumbered us with the offspring of but a single conquest!!
BEHOLD! I am Man! My Intelligence makes me Master of all while my Arrogance makes me Least of any!