"I need ointment for my leeeeeegs"
So. Yesterday was school, and that was pretty lame. I had to stay after school to take an AP history test, and that was fine, and I had to go talk to Ms. Grimm, and that sucked but was good too because she gave me extra credit on a problem I didn't how to do earlier that day on the test. I showed her I did know, and she was like UGH I hate you, but I will give you the extra points...
So after school I went to the Bowdoin gym, went home, and Liz came over. The boys are out of town, we it took us like 3 hours to decide what we wanted to do. David Rollins was having a party, so we decided to go to that, except we got realyl lost in the kill yourself sketchy ass bowdoinham woods, and then drove back home (here) for food and T.V. watching.
And we watched the best show I have ever seen.
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FAT CAMP. Oh my god. At one point liz was like "maggie are you crying" and I was like " No, I am laughing so hard I am crying."
I can't even describe the show, it was so hilarious and I should go to hell, but don't these people know that by signing the contract to MTV, they are just setting themselves up for humilitation. Basically the whole nation is laughing their asses of at these people. Ok, well at least I am. And the horrible thing is, Liz and I wanted to be conselours there so we can run around in bikinis and eat cake and be like RUNNNNN. No, we would never. But still.
Quotes from last night:
"I need ointement for my legs, they are chaffing."
"Just tell me I stink, I would have tooken a shower."
(Chubby girl rips off her shirt and is semi naked) "We all have boobs, we all have vaginas, we all have fat."
"When I say take a shower, I thought it meant take a shower?"
"Do I really stink?" "YES"
"I'm going to show them, I just won't take a shower for 3 days, they won't bitch at me ever again after that."
Go watch it, PLEASE.
So after school I went to the Bowdoin gym, went home, and Liz came over. The boys are out of town, we it took us like 3 hours to decide what we wanted to do. David Rollins was having a party, so we decided to go to that, except we got realyl lost in the kill yourself sketchy ass bowdoinham woods, and then drove back home (here) for food and T.V. watching.
And we watched the best show I have ever seen.
M
T
V
'
S
FAT CAMP. Oh my god. At one point liz was like "maggie are you crying" and I was like " No, I am laughing so hard I am crying."
I can't even describe the show, it was so hilarious and I should go to hell, but don't these people know that by signing the contract to MTV, they are just setting themselves up for humilitation. Basically the whole nation is laughing their asses of at these people. Ok, well at least I am. And the horrible thing is, Liz and I wanted to be conselours there so we can run around in bikinis and eat cake and be like RUNNNNN. No, we would never. But still.
Quotes from last night:
"I need ointement for my legs, they are chaffing."
"Just tell me I stink, I would have tooken a shower."
(Chubby girl rips off her shirt and is semi naked) "We all have boobs, we all have vaginas, we all have fat."
"When I say take a shower, I thought it meant take a shower?"
"Do I really stink?" "YES"
"I'm going to show them, I just won't take a shower for 3 days, they won't bitch at me ever again after that."
Go watch it, PLEASE.