I heart Fred

[goonitron8000]

Here is a list of reasons why its fun to have boyfriend:

1. You get a lot of rides out of the deal.
2. You normally can always convince him to drink with you.
3. You can easily stop your mother from telling you that your life is a "disappointment" by merely reminding her that someone thinks you're okay.

Here is a list of why having a boyfriend is a pain in the ass:

1. You get fat suddenly and unexpectedly.

I hate my life, but heart my boyfriend Fred...

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