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so. today. richie had to go buy pants. so me and heather walked into town

we were so weird. we had such an, erm "friendly debate"
"rocks are rocks"
haha but she typed "rocks are socks"

then we went to dunkin donuts
and this awesome cashier guy was there. and no one else. he was cool.
he was morgan freeman. according
but he was like the inspirational black guy that everyone loves.
who gives good advice. for serious. I know like all these phrases are from heathers post. but thats how he was. he was funny.

and then we bougth chinese food. they were like "you didnt pay!!" we were like "uh yeah we did" "no you didnt" "UH YEAH WE DID" then they conversed in chinese. and let us go.
OH how I would love to speak Chinese. Just to know what they are saying about me. The convo would go like this:: Chinese Cashier-Did this bitch pay for her food?? Me-Yeah I speak Chinese mofo
I would feel like such a bamf. lolz.
so then we ate at her house.
Then her parents came back. So I sprinted home. Seriously. Sprinted.
Now I'm listening to Dane Cook. LOVE. LOVE. LOVE. LOVE.