Play along!
Okay, get a song stuck in your head. Try the Vonage/KillBill woohoo song, or Train's hey heeeyyy song that's on every commercial ever I think on eharmony now, or Tom's Diner, or the whistling song from ... KillBill... again, or the Smurfs theme. Something catchy that will drive you mad.
Got it?
Now insert the word "hat" and nothing else. HATHAT. HAT.HAT.HAT.HAT.HAT
because that's exactly what my brain did when I saw
THIS.
*dolphin noises that shatter glass*
I've only seen one or two of him in that or similar hat & I want moarrrr because I find them incredibly sexy. AAAUUUFGH. I HAVE DIED. DIED AND GONE TO SEXY BOSTON PUB HAT HEAVEN.
[pic from Jason Manns ala Twitter, which I am too lazy to link to, but it's @jasonmanns]
ETA: making this public because everyone should take part in thinking of words in song form for no apparent reason. And I do believe I'm a little punch drunk cray-cray from all the #Chicon Twitterings.