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[goongala]

For all yas who laughed at me when I was a frikkin' turtle:

Meet ma new friend, da baseball bat. Da baseball bat says "HELLO, BITCHES.".

Casey Jones is back in da house! Along with his smokin' hot babe!

[Filtered to April]

'Ey... Wanna meet me up on da rooftop?

((Mood shows as "bitchy" to everyone except April))

Comments

[hesaphantom]

What, just a bat? That's it? Lame.

[goongala]

I don think ya realize da true potential of a baseball bat.

[hesaphantom]

Please. Try dodging various sharp objects and a whole bunch of energy rays at once.

[goongala]

Been dere, done dat.

[hesaphantom]

On a daily basis?

[goongala]

Pretty much.

[hesaphantom]

And all you fight back with is a baseball bat?

[goongala]

Two a 'em. An a hockey stick. An a golf club. An other tings like dat. Doesn't matter what da weapon is, it's da strength behind it.

[hesaphantom]

....You're sounding more and more like you're outta Grand Theft Auto.