Feb 08, 2007 13:35
I had a dream last night that I was the fifth member of the A-Team. Kind of like Frankie in the final season where they were working for General Stockwell. The adventure took place in the outback, or some place that had lions and zebras and stuff like that. The plot revolved the A-Team(named the A+ Team once I joined) trying to capture a couple of former military men that have set up base somewhere in the outback.
We finally locate their position. They are stealing trucks that are full of oil for their nefarious plans. Bad guy A is in the truck and I sneak up from the outside and put a shotgun to his head and say "you've just been stamped by the A+ team". I dont really know what that is supposed to mean. Trouble is that the passenger door opens up and the second thug puts a gun to me. Im captured!
So these dudes make their getaway in a jeep thing. We're driving through the outback(like Lion King) and we drive through this pack of animals including lions and cheetahs and zebras and whathaveyou(a whathaveyou is a combonation of all animals in the outback). The thugs just run into animals and they turn into dust. I think im gonna die cause they have me tied to the outside of the jeep.
We get to their hideout. Its weird. Its a broken down building. The windows are all boarded up and their are lions inside. We have to step over the lions to get to the stairs to get up to their hideout. Scary shit.
When we get up to their hideout they announce their plan was to frame the Ateam for their own murders(they arent the brightest thugs). The thugs get into their military uniforms and get out a couple of pistols and tell me to shoot them or they will shoot me. I stalled and talked to them about they training thing. Turns out they have a giant jungle gym in this giant tree outside. Its pretty sweet and I told them they should sell the idea to McDonalds.
Hannibal then bursts in guns and blazing. The naives go down and im shot in the arm but since at this point in the story its revealed that I have a robot arm, so it doesnt bother me. The bad guys tell Hannibal that they want to die an honorable death. Hannibal agrees and feeds them to lions.