The party...

[googenmackboogi]

There he was...across the room. I could barely see through all of the people and yet, he stood out among them all. What a handsome beast. His eyes, purple...his hair, a mullet. It blew softly in the wind. How there was wind I do not know considering the fact we were inside a hermetically sealed area. He held his apple juice in such a "high-society" manner that it almost made me feel intimidated. Almost. I strolled past the woman wearing the green curtain-like dress and her husband who was wearing a top hat and mono-glass. What do you call those things? Uni-glas? Mono-glass? Glasses without the "es"? Whatever it was, he was wearing one. He leered at me in a menacing way...maybe he knew what I was here for. Or maybe, just maybe he had taken a bite of something sour at that exact moment. My mission was clear, I must talk to mullet-man. Making my way across the room was easy, but making my way into his heart was another story. There is always an obstacle, except for those times when you are lucky enough NOT to have an obstacle and in those times you don't have one. But now I had one, therefore I had one. It was her. You might know her. She has brownish-blondish-reddish-blackish hair and is on the short-tall side with a medium build. She has two eyes and ten fingers as well as ten toes. Yes, I knew you might know her. As soon as I approached, she glided over and placed her arm around him. Snap! But I knew there was a way around this so-called "obstacle". In a soft come-hither voice I said "Well hello Victor...*nods head to acknowledge other female* and Veronica...what a surprise to see you both here after our last encounter *charming laughter*" Victor smiled bringing his crooked green teeth into view...wow...what a man.... But I couldn't gaze upon them any longer because Veronica's screech-of-a-voice graced or poor, poor ears, "Well, well, well... if it isn't little miss. boogie, always crashing the party, always getting what she wants, aways try--" Victor interrupted "She didn't crash the party Veronica, I invited her." Veronica turned a nice shade of purple, but not as nice as the purple in Victors eyes. "YOU WHAT?!" she bellowed. I smiled knowing I had everything right where I wanted in order to move forward. Pulling the invitation out of my charming little clutch I waved it in front of Veronica's now swelling face. "It's true dear, Victor did invite me, although you were right about me getting what I want." And with that I winked at Veronica as Victor and I skipped hand in hand out of the hermetically sealed area into the unknown....

THE END!

Or is it......?