MY BOREDOM AT WORK

[goofykid]

aHintOfSuspense: hey
VinLx: HEY\
VinLx: YOUAT SCHOOL??
VinLx: ??
VinLx: ??
VinLx: PROBABLY AT LUNCH NOW
VinLx: WELL, I'M KINDA TALIN' TO MY SELF
VinLx: ITS NOT SO BAD
VinLx: BLAHH!!!!1
VinLx: HAHA
VinLx: WOOP WOOP
VinLx: DOC NOTE I DISSENT A FAST NEVER PREVENTS A FATNESS I DIET ON COD
VinLx: LUNCH WAS TASTY
VinLx: I AM EATING A COOKIE RIGHT NOW
VinLx: A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE
VinLx: TASTYNESS TO THE EXTREME
VinLx: SALT MAKES ME HAPPY, LIKE A CLAM
VinLx: CLAMS ARE GROSS
VinLx: LOBSTER IS GOOD
VinLx: CRAB IS GOOD TOO
VinLx: BUT LOBSTER IS THE BEST
VinLx: WITH LOTS OF BUTTER
VinLx: MMMMMMMMMM..........LOBSTER
VinLx: CHINESE FOOD IS TASTY
VinLx: ESPECIALLY CRAB RANGOONS
VinLx: YUM YUM YUM
VinLx: I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
VinLx: EXCEPT EAT MY COOKIE
VinLx: AND LOOK AT MY CALENDAR
VinLx: AND EAT MY COOKIE SOME MORE
VinLx: AND THEN I DRINK SOME ICED TEA
VinLx: AND THEN BACK TO THE COOKIE
VinLx: THEN MORE CALENDAR
VinLx: THEN ICED TEA
VinLx: THEN COOKIE
VinLx: NOW MY COOKIE IS GONE
VinLx: AND MY TEA IS ALMOST GONE
VinLx: THEN ALL I WILL HAVE IS MY CALENDAR
VinLx: AND THE MONTH JUST STARTED SO IT WILL BE A LONG TIME TILL I HAVE SOMETHING NEW TO LOOK AT
VinLx: ITS A FUNNY ONE THOUGH
VinLx: IT INVOLVES A MISSILE A 2 SCIENTISTS AND A PAPER BAG
VinLx: VERY FUNNY
VinLx: YOU GOTTA SEE IT THOUGH
VinLx: THEN YOU WOULD LAUGH YOUR FACE OFF
VinLx: BUT THAT WOULN'T BE GOOD
VinLx: CUZ THEN YOU WOULD HAVE TO, LIKE, SUPERGLUE IT BACK ON
VinLx: AND IT WOULDN'T LOOK VERY GOOD
VinLx: IT WOULD LOOK KINDA FUNNY
VinLx: YOUR SUPERGLUED FACE THAT IS
VinLx: DID I MENTION THAT MY COOKIE IS GONE
VinLx: I AM SUDDENLY LONELY
VinLx: WITHOUT MY PRECIOUS COOKIE
VinLx: TOO THINK, I KILLED MY ONE AND ONLY CUBE FRIEND
VinLx: BUT THE CIRCLE OF LIFE MUST GO ON
VinLx: AND SO I ATE THAT WONDERFUL COOKIE
VinLx: AND IT WILL KEEP ME ALIV
VinLx: E
VinLx: AND I WILL GET FAT FROM THIS COOKIE
VinLx: AND LITTLE ANIMALS WILL FEED ON THAT FAT
VinLx: GROW INTO BIGGER ANIMALS AND HARVEST THE COOKIES OF TOMORROW
VinLx: OF WHICH I WILL EAT......AND SO THE CYCLE GOES
VinLx: YUP
aHintOfSuspense: don't they have a policy against drug use at your work?