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So I was looking through people's old updates and I stumbled across this one from Vanessa's old lj... I hope you enjoy.
Okay. So we get to the park and I'm taking pictures of stupid things like mark and kyle getting their bikes up on the jungle gym. anyhow, so theres this like, play ground thing. and theres this orange fish thats a bridge..it goes on the sides aaaand you can stand on the top of that to get to the little tower's roof. Anyhow i finally to standing on the fish and kyle was all "its okay its okay hold my hand doo doo doo" but i was WAAAY TO SCARED. anyways, cutting to the chase, when kelsey was coming down she was like nervouse.
mark: do you want me to get down first? and show you?
her: no no its okay.
*her jumping down landing hard on her knee and saying OH SHIT*
Then she started, well it SOUNDED like she was crying but it was just like whining and like ..i donno.
So we're all around her and like she's saying, "oh my god..oww....my ankle i heard a fucking crack!!! omg..omg" and shes going crazy and I'm like
Me: omg. dont tell your mom you broke it.
her: WHAT?
ME: NOT THAT YOU BROKE IT!!!
kyle: hahaha you're so bad at this.
SO then we got her to sit down by the shade and she called her mom to get her and when her mom came she was giggling quietly
me: MRS CLIFFORD YOUR LAUGHIGN!
her: *covering her mouth* im sorry...just the look on her face...
lmfao. it was great. Before that kelsey asked if she should take off her shoe. And kyle unlaced it and took off her shoe then through it like a centimeter away from her ankle.
him: HAHAHA!!! IM JUST JOSHIN' YA!
ME: OMG LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
HER: KYLE!!!!!!
him: donnnnnnnt worry i didnt aim it at your ankle!
then joey was riding around his bike and he slipped and he's like, "OWWWW MY ANKLE!!!"
ME:OMG AAAAAHAHAHA
Kelsey: ........
Joey: do you get to ride in the school's elevator now?
me: JOEY! (lmfao)
oh it was great. then kyle started telling her some inside jokes of theirs. and i told her a joke, and joey told her MY JOKE. "What do you call a seagel flying over the bay" ....totally my joke.
then kyle tried biting kelsey to take her mind off her ankle. lmfao. ohhhhh oh it was great. I called her i donno when and no one picked up so i left a message, "hi kelsey, im calling to make sure you're not dead. ehh call me back."
This story followed me around for the next like.. 6 months. Thank you to everyone who found hilarity in my pain. Even though I did too after awhile.
Okay. So we get to the park and I'm taking pictures of stupid things like mark and kyle getting their bikes up on the jungle gym. anyhow, so theres this like, play ground thing. and theres this orange fish thats a bridge..it goes on the sides aaaand you can stand on the top of that to get to the little tower's roof. Anyhow i finally to standing on the fish and kyle was all "its okay its okay hold my hand doo doo doo" but i was WAAAY TO SCARED. anyways, cutting to the chase, when kelsey was coming down she was like nervouse.
mark: do you want me to get down first? and show you?
her: no no its okay.
*her jumping down landing hard on her knee and saying OH SHIT*
Then she started, well it SOUNDED like she was crying but it was just like whining and like ..i donno.
So we're all around her and like she's saying, "oh my god..oww....my ankle i heard a fucking crack!!! omg..omg" and shes going crazy and I'm like
Me: omg. dont tell your mom you broke it.
her: WHAT?
ME: NOT THAT YOU BROKE IT!!!
kyle: hahaha you're so bad at this.
SO then we got her to sit down by the shade and she called her mom to get her and when her mom came she was giggling quietly
me: MRS CLIFFORD YOUR LAUGHIGN!
her: *covering her mouth* im sorry...just the look on her face...
lmfao. it was great. Before that kelsey asked if she should take off her shoe. And kyle unlaced it and took off her shoe then through it like a centimeter away from her ankle.
him: HAHAHA!!! IM JUST JOSHIN' YA!
ME: OMG LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
HER: KYLE!!!!!!
him: donnnnnnnt worry i didnt aim it at your ankle!
then joey was riding around his bike and he slipped and he's like, "OWWWW MY ANKLE!!!"
ME:OMG AAAAAHAHAHA
Kelsey: ........
Joey: do you get to ride in the school's elevator now?
me: JOEY! (lmfao)
oh it was great. then kyle started telling her some inside jokes of theirs. and i told her a joke, and joey told her MY JOKE. "What do you call a seagel flying over the bay" ....totally my joke.
then kyle tried biting kelsey to take her mind off her ankle. lmfao. ohhhhh oh it was great. I called her i donno when and no one picked up so i left a message, "hi kelsey, im calling to make sure you're not dead. ehh call me back."
This story followed me around for the next like.. 6 months. Thank you to everyone who found hilarity in my pain. Even though I did too after awhile.