God laughs . . .
God laughs because I was sitting jury duty today and suddenly the judge comes into the room and thanks us for our good work. Que? We haven't finished reviewing for the trial yet, let alone hold the trial. In the words of the judge: one can't hold a month long criminal trial when the defendant is in the hospital. That is where his lawyer found him this morning! Nice.
And did you know that you can't bring knitting into the courthouse? Someone might grab your needles and shank some perp. However, you CAN bring in crotchetting. Crotchet hooks are rounded and not dangerous. Mind you, I have crotchet hooks that are finer than a dental instrument, but never mind . . .
Saturday was Grad Night for Ygnacio Valley High and I was again the popular entertainment as the Fortune Teller. Turned the tarot cards for the sixth year and the usual Grad Night cards came up over and over: The World, The Chariot, The Wheel of Fortune, The Hierophant, The Death and The Justice. When pulling three, four or five cards and they are ALWAYS some combo of the above . . . I need Visine for the Third Eye.
And did you know that you can't bring knitting into the courthouse? Someone might grab your needles and shank some perp. However, you CAN bring in crotchetting. Crotchet hooks are rounded and not dangerous. Mind you, I have crotchet hooks that are finer than a dental instrument, but never mind . . .
Saturday was Grad Night for Ygnacio Valley High and I was again the popular entertainment as the Fortune Teller. Turned the tarot cards for the sixth year and the usual Grad Night cards came up over and over: The World, The Chariot, The Wheel of Fortune, The Hierophant, The Death and The Justice. When pulling three, four or five cards and they are ALWAYS some combo of the above . . . I need Visine for the Third Eye.