Not to be a week late,...but...
So, I found out today (was reminded of) that I met and had lunch with Larry Craig. We were in D.C. for a vacation, and our stock broker's daughter was a senior staff member of his. Oh gosh. This changes my life entirely. Especially as the vague memory I have of this was that he was quite polite. Good thing you can be polite and a homophobic homosexual bigot in this fine society.
To commemorate this fine occasion, some YouTube videos:
Larry Craig meets Avenue Q.
Countdown's Dragnet version of the bathroom incident. So. Good. (and I'm not just talking about Keith's hair)
I could watch this a hundred times and still laugh. I love it so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant. Or just mix it with music and make it the next internet sensation.