The Life of a Bar Maid.. and the WORST chat up lines ever!
I heard the WORST pick up lines EVER tonight,...all from the same idiot/asshole. This should make you all laugh.
Conversation below
Me - "Can I see your ID please?"
Asshole - "you just want to look at my picture, hu Baby?"
Me - "Just let me see your id please"
Asshole - (tries to play tug of war with his iD)
Me- "what can I get you to drink?"
Asshole - "We will start with a kiss and go down from there"
Me - "To drink!"
Asshole - "Have you ever played Titanic?"
Me - "No,...what?"
Asshole - "I shout iceberg and you go down"
(finally get drink order and I give him his drink)
Asshole - "What can I call you,...aside from gorgeous?"
Me - "Fuck off!"
Asshole - (Stamps on a piece of ice) "now that I have broken the ice,...can we get down to it?"
Me - "Listen up dude, I am going to have to ask you to leave in a minute if you don't leave me the HELL ALONE!"
Asshole - "Is that your boyfriend?" (points at some random guy I met last night)
Me - "YES!!!!!" (ran over to random guy and pleaded him to play along for 2 minutes)
(The lovely random guy was very sweet and put his arm around me and gave me a kiss on the cheek and came and hung out by the bar, and offered to go get the bouncer,...bless him).
I hate drunk idiots!
Conversation below
Me - "Can I see your ID please?"
Asshole - "you just want to look at my picture, hu Baby?"
Me - "Just let me see your id please"
Asshole - (tries to play tug of war with his iD)
Me- "what can I get you to drink?"
Asshole - "We will start with a kiss and go down from there"
Me - "To drink!"
Asshole - "Have you ever played Titanic?"
Me - "No,...what?"
Asshole - "I shout iceberg and you go down"
(finally get drink order and I give him his drink)
Asshole - "What can I call you,...aside from gorgeous?"
Me - "Fuck off!"
Asshole - (Stamps on a piece of ice) "now that I have broken the ice,...can we get down to it?"
Me - "Listen up dude, I am going to have to ask you to leave in a minute if you don't leave me the HELL ALONE!"
Asshole - "Is that your boyfriend?" (points at some random guy I met last night)
Me - "YES!!!!!" (ran over to random guy and pleaded him to play along for 2 minutes)
(The lovely random guy was very sweet and put his arm around me and gave me a kiss on the cheek and came and hung out by the bar, and offered to go get the bouncer,...bless him).
I hate drunk idiots!