Captains Log: Weekend update
Stardate - 01-20-2-0-0-8
Thus far the mission has been successful as we were able to conquer the viewing of a 30 meters tall alien beast destroying an entire society known as Cloverfield on Day 1. It has taught us if anything that in representation this lone creature sought not the destruction of a bustling peoples but some kind of mate perhaps. After all this tragedy we must finally recognize "Love truly conquers all". The temperatures on this unhospitable planet have reached an unbearable 43 wootons with a windchill factor of 1. Leuitenant Perkins has managed to scrape up an entire life savings along with a bountiful Starfleet rebate so that he might join us on leave when we arrive at the Great Plaid Planet in the United Kilt system sometime next light year. We have found the ships kitchen to be short on the fleshy sustenance known as meat and we find ourselves enjoying a new cuisine of fibrous greens and colorful root like foods found all around. I fear we may not survive until we find again the meatier substance that our appetites agree with, as our body masses have begun to reduce already without it. On Day 3 of the mission we expect to find some strange new perhaps green alien women to make love to interrogate alone in our quarters. Surely to be continued.. next log. Team Awesome out...