Pee-ple
My home computer is still totally gay so I'm actually writing this from work right now. I'm stuck here until Midnight - I'm making time & 1/2 plus a $4/hr differential so I can't complain too much.
Oh except for the fact that the past week for 12+ hrs a day I have been collecting urine samples. Yes, I am a Certiified Urine Drug Screen Specimen Collector this week and I even have a fancy certificate to prove it. Seriously though, I have seen every color of the rainbow and it's kinda grody/funny all at once.
We have about 1400 employees all of whom have had to be drug tested and fill out "information packets" as we are transitioning to a whole new company so everyone is basically a new hire. The first day was insane busy, and it has dwindled down to just a few stragglers now.
Upside, a cute intern from the legal firm of the new company has been helping on the clerical side of things. Plus I get a kick out of when the young guys are embarrased to pee for me. Messing with people has helped the whole thing.
Oh I better go I have people waiting now. I'm off to collect some more pee. Joy!
Oh except for the fact that the past week for 12+ hrs a day I have been collecting urine samples. Yes, I am a Certiified Urine Drug Screen Specimen Collector this week and I even have a fancy certificate to prove it. Seriously though, I have seen every color of the rainbow and it's kinda grody/funny all at once.
We have about 1400 employees all of whom have had to be drug tested and fill out "information packets" as we are transitioning to a whole new company so everyone is basically a new hire. The first day was insane busy, and it has dwindled down to just a few stragglers now.
Upside, a cute intern from the legal firm of the new company has been helping on the clerical side of things. Plus I get a kick out of when the young guys are embarrased to pee for me. Messing with people has helped the whole thing.
Oh I better go I have people waiting now. I'm off to collect some more pee. Joy!