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[goodlucksoldier]

[he sounds completely and utterly overwhelmed]

Holy fuck.

What's going on? What is all this?

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[Voice]

[alwaysrunsaway]

[And guess who is absolutely, positively excited? That's right. Your little brother!]

Isn't it cool, Alex!?

[Voice]

[goodlucksoldier]

[Alex is still a little shell-shocked, but not in a bad sort of way. He's kind of like a little kid.]

It's...

Man, I don't even know where to start.

[Voice]

[alwaysrunsaway]

I say we start at a restaurant and work out a plan from there.

[Voice]

[goodlucksoldier]

Which one? There's so much to choose from here. I've never even heard of some of this stuff.

[Voice]

[alwaysrunsaway]

McDonald's! [Like he'd think of anything else.]

[Voice]

[goodlucksoldier]

Oh come on, don't you want to try something new?

[Voice]

[alwaysrunsaway]

Like what?

[Voice]

[goodlucksoldier]

I don't know. Something crazy. Like... Indian. Or Vietnamese. And if it sucks, then we can go to McDonalds.

[Voice]

[alwaysrunsaway]

I guess that's cool. I don't want eat anything too crazy, though.

[Voice]

[goodlucksoldier]

Believe me, if the only item on the menu is something like octopus, we're bailing.

[Voice]

[alwaysrunsaway]

We better because yuck. Why do people even eat that? [He makes a gagging noise.]

[Voice]

[goodlucksoldier]

Beats me. People eat things like alligator, too, I heard. I think I'll stick to regular beef.

[Voice]

[alwaysrunsaway]

Ew. I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that so I can eat later.