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.022 [Voice post]

Apr 08, 2009 04:30

( Drunken mayhem. cut for sanity. )

roxas, lowered inhibitions = alex is a cock, alchemilla's finest, this is so not gay i swear, there's no place like home, dean, one of the most fun entries to write, joshua, this is some fucked up silent hill shit, this could be bad, and we're draaaankin', tom, claire, can't believe i put my mouth on that

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[Voice] berceusedefou April 8 2009, 19:57:41 UTC

It all makes sense, now.

[Voice] goodlucksoldier April 8 2009, 19:59:32 UTC

What does?

[a pause as he realizes who he's talking to]

Hey--

HEY! You're lucky I don't come down there and beat your fucking face in!

[Voice] berceusedefou April 8 2009, 20:03:09 UTC

Why you and the rat are coupled.

In your current condition, I doubt you could so much as stand, let alone cause any harm to anyone but yourself.

[Voice] goodlucksoldier April 8 2009, 20:04:59 UTC

After what Claire's told me, I'm sure I could still kick your ass.

[Voice] berceusedefou April 8 2009, 20:33:36 UTC

What?!

[He snorts indignantly]

Don't believe everything that rat says.

[Voice] goodlucksoldier April 8 2009, 20:35:24 UTC

You want a piece of me?

[Voice] berceusedefou April 8 2009, 20:42:06 UTC

I'm sorry, Shepard. I have more important things to worry myself with.

[A pause, and then a chuckle]

It's interesting to know the rumours are true, though.

[Voice] god he's so drunk and oblivious goodlucksoldier April 8 2009, 20:44:35 UTC

What rumors? Do you just make up shit as you go along?

[Voice] baaaaw poor woobie berceusedefou April 8 2009, 20:45:47 UTC

The ones pertaining to your sexuality.

[Voice] goodlucksoldier April 8 2009, 20:47:36 UTC

Oh.

[a beat.]

Hey, fuck you! I'm not gay!

[Voice] berceusedefou April 8 2009, 20:54:31 UTC

You're even in denial. How sad.

[Voice] goodlucksoldier April 8 2009, 20:56:39 UTC

You'll be in denial after I put my boot in your ass.

[Voice] berceusedefou April 8 2009, 21:00:33 UTC

Is that what you peasants call it now? How terribly vulgar.

[Voice] goodlucksoldier April 8 2009, 21:03:25 UTC

[he stutters for a bit, trying to find a good comeback. he can't.]

Fuck you!

[Voice] berceusedefou April 8 2009, 21:05:43 UTC

I'm not so certain your boyfriend would appreciate that.

[Voice] goodlucksoldier April 8 2009, 21:06:57 UTC

Don't fucking talk about Claire like that!

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