I've decided that after reading this:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/08/19/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/ ,that no matter how long I plan on writing, I will never be able to top this. Never-ever. So, I'm just doing the right thing and bowing out now.
Also, the new Jack's Mannequin CD is awesome, thus depleting my desire to ever finish my long-awaited follow-up record to my 1999 success, "Vampires vs. Pirates." Yeah. Sorry. It was going to be called "Vampires vs. Pirates III;" leaving it totally open to answer a lot of the unanswered questions when I'd finally release "Vampire vs. Pirates II: Not Vampires vs. Pirates 1 or 3." See. I had a plan and everything.
Sean,
Dwyer