「diary entry :: 01/11/2005」
08:39pm
likely all of us have come across a rampenlichtsau (attention-whore) before.. these people do everything in order to be the center of attention. i would certainly count myself as a rampenlichtsau too, but i take different measures in order to get attention than the person i want to introduce to you today.
upon talking to nicolai on the phone yesterday, nearly having died of laughing as we discussed this persons funny anecdotes and him telling me that we should write them down in order to preserve them for the people who come after us, i decided to come up with the written heritage of SERGEY, THE LAST ACTION HERO. it is my pleasure to introduce you to...
Sergey: I got chased by the police today.
Me: Wtf Sergey?
Sergey: Yeah, I was on my way to school with my motor scooter and I drove on the highway with 120km/h.
Preusche: And then? o.oUU
Sergey: Well, a police car showed up behind me and I was instructed to stop on the right
Me: Oh, and you didn't?
Sergey: No, in fact I did stop. I waited until the police officer got out of his car and came walking up to me.
Me & Preusche: ...
Sergey: And then I did a wheelie and drove away!
Me & Preusche: ...
Preusche: Aren't there usually 2 policemen in a car?
Sergey: No, i turned around and saw the police officer getting in the car. I took the exit to Sindlingen and went on a bicycle way so the police car couldn't follow me. I nearly ran over an old woman and she shouted at me but i only laughed.
Me: My hero *_*
Sergey: Ne? *turns around*
Preusche: What an idiot xD
likely all of us have come across a rampenlichtsau (attention-whore) before.. these people do everything in order to be the center of attention. i would certainly count myself as a rampenlichtsau too, but i take different measures in order to get attention than the person i want to introduce to you today.
upon talking to nicolai on the phone yesterday, nearly having died of laughing as we discussed this persons funny anecdotes and him telling me that we should write them down in order to preserve them for the people who come after us, i decided to come up with the written heritage of SERGEY, THE LAST ACTION HERO. it is my pleasure to introduce you to...
Sergey: I got chased by the police today.
Me: Wtf Sergey?
Sergey: Yeah, I was on my way to school with my motor scooter and I drove on the highway with 120km/h.
Preusche: And then? o.oUU
Sergey: Well, a police car showed up behind me and I was instructed to stop on the right
Me: Oh, and you didn't?
Sergey: No, in fact I did stop. I waited until the police officer got out of his car and came walking up to me.
Me & Preusche: ...
Sergey: And then I did a wheelie and drove away!
Me & Preusche: ...
Preusche: Aren't there usually 2 policemen in a car?
Sergey: No, i turned around and saw the police officer getting in the car. I took the exit to Sindlingen and went on a bicycle way so the police car couldn't follow me. I nearly ran over an old woman and she shouted at me but i only laughed.
Me: My hero *_*
Sergey: Ne? *turns around*
Preusche: What an idiot xD