Mr. Horrible JD?

May 28, 2009 11:32

Nathan was talking with me last night, and informed me that he just recently saw Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (Nathan's in China... things move a bit slower on the interwebs there sometimes). He also mentioned that he thinks due to my physical and vocal similarities to Niel Patrick Harris that I ought to do an E.L.E. application or some other parody film of Dr. Horrible. I was thinking something along the lines of this:

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Hey guys, thanks for tuning in to the blog of Dr. Horrible. No, not that one - not the dork, or the dweeb or the failure - this is the blog of the successful Dr. Horrible! The loser is my older brother; Horrible is the family name. You'd think Dad would have changed it years ago, but it works out well given our career choices as a failed mad scientist and a lawyer for the E.L.E. At any rate, I'm the better brother. I have multiple doctorates; one in metaphysics and one in "the universe..." ok so I might have ordered those from the Universal Life Church in Modesto, California for $25, but Mr. Horrible, Esq. just doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?

And where does [brother's first name] get off calling himself a doctor anyway? It's not like he finished any of his advanced degrees. He thinks just because he made some stupid freeze ray that he can... nevermind. Anyway, I'm the successful brother! I was trying to get [brother's name - I have no idea what Dr. Horrible's first name is and I'm too lazy to look it up now] into the League; thought I could pull some strings - and it's a damn good thing I did because those debacles with Cpt. Hammer did NOT make him look good (though killing his girlfriend certainly helped in the end).

(you get the gist of this, anyway here's where the plot actually happens in the form of song!)

Bad Horse (Bad Horse!)
Bad Horse (Bad Horse!)

The Evil League's in trouble, and seeks help from the best;
the New York cops have Bad Horse under house arrest!
His actions were quite legal (at least in Budapest)
The child is fine - he's quite ok; who needs a mother anyway?

Bad Horse! (Bad Horse!)
Bad Horse! (He's bad!)

Bad Horse is on a schedule, and has tickets for a flight;
He must be on an aeroplane this Friday night!!
He needs an extradition, the judge must see the light.
We need a show of legal force - help, or we'll kill you (signed Bad Horse!)

I'm thinking Harvey Birdman may be the lawyer for the prosecution.
Your thoughts?
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