Filling this out because I have nothing better to do

[goodinevery1]

If I were a month, I would be: august
If I were a time of day, I would be: 11:11pm
If I were a planet, I would be: jupiter
If I were a sea animal, I would be a: a bird
If I were a direction, I would be: north
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a chair
If I were a historical figure, I would be: Marilyn Manroe
If I were a stone I would be: i dont know
If I were a tree, I would be a: palm tree
If I were a bird, I would be a: dove
If I were a tool, I would be a: hammer
If I were a flower, I would be: white rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a bad thunder storm
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a: a unicorn
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a fender strat guitar
If I were a color, I would be: black
If I were an emotion, I would be: sad
If I were a vegetable, I would be: potato
If I were a sound, I would be: good music
If I were a car, I would be: a jag
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: michael moore
If I were a book, I would be written by: j.d salinger
If I were a place, I would be: New York City
If I were a material, I would be: satin
If I were a taste, I would be: vanilla
If I were a scent, I would be: vanilla
If I were a religion, I would be: jewish
If I were a word, I would be: icredible
If I were an object, I would be: a guitar
If I were a body part, I would be: a hand
If I were a facial expression, I would be: confused
If I were a subject in school, I would be: art
If I were a comic book character, I would be: wonder woman
If I were a shape, I would be a: rhombus
If I were a number, I would be: 22
And if I could be anyone I would be: anyone but me