Bagheera watches the Jungle Book and is Unimpressed

[goodhunting]

This film is utter bull.

Comments

[priceonyourhead]

SEE.

MAY.

MAY SEE?

[may_haigha]

I ALREADY SAID I WASN'T GOING TO SEE DRILLBIT TAYLOR! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

[priceonyourhead]

SHE'S TALKING ABOUT IRON MAN CLEARLY. OH LOOK AT ME I CAN FLY SHUT UP.

SHUT UP IRON MAN. SUPERMAN FLIES TOO BUT HE DOESN'T MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT.

[may_haigha]

CLEARLY SHE'S NOT, OR ELSE SHE WOULD HAVE MADE A GANG SIGN/MYSPACE REFERENCE.

[priceonyourhead]

NOT IF SHE HATED THE FILM.

OH LOOK AT ME I'M READING THE PAPER ABOUT MYSELF HO HO HO IRON MAN THAT'S CATCHY SHUT UP.

[may_haigha]

YES SHE WOULD HAVE!

SHE WOULD HAVE MADE SOME WITTY YET DEGRADING COMMENT THAT INCLUDED 'TO PEACE' IN THERE IF SHE WERE TALKING ABOUT IRON MAN!

[priceonyourhead]

NO SEE THAT SCENE IS JUST LIKE A BAD PUN. LIKE YOU KNOW WHEN SOMEONE MAKES A REALLY, REALLY BAD PUN AND YOU JUST LOOK AT THEM? YOU JUST STARE AT THEM FOR A LONG TIME AND MAYBE COUGH?

[may_haigha]

ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I'M NOT PUNNY ENOUGH FOR YOU?

[priceonyourhead]

[...]

COUGH.

[may_haigha]

NO MORE MERMAID LUNCHES FOR YOU!

[priceonyourhead]

WHAT. AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU TODAY?

[may_haigha]

WHY YOU HATIN' ON IRON MAN?

[priceonyourhead]

I'VE SEEN THE WAY YOU LOOK AT HIM. I'M NOT BLIND.

[may_haigha]

PERHAPS I THINK HE'S GOOD LOOKING, BUT I'D MUCH RATHER BE WITH YOU ANY DAY! IT'S NOT LIKE I'M OUT DATING HIM OR ANYTHING! I MARRIED YOU FOR A REASON. I THINK YOU'RE HOTTER THAN HE IS.

[priceonyourhead]

DAMN STRAIGHT I'M HOTTER THAN HE IS. ALSO, HE LOOKS GAY IN HATS.

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