Bagheera watches the Jungle Book and is Unimpressed

Apr 12, 2008 02:30

This film is utter bull.

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hatesbears April 12 2008, 01:36:13 UTC
Your mom's utter bull.

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goodhunting April 12 2008, 01:38:57 UTC
So's yours and yet you're not complaining.

I gave in this week.

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hatesbears April 12 2008, 01:43:46 UTC
She's a fucking WALKING FUCKING PLACENTA.

And removed the two-by-four from your ass?

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goodhunting April 12 2008, 01:45:56 UTC
She's a what? How does that even

That doesn't make biological sense, Rose. Placentas seize to function after a birth.

No. There is what I hesitate to call 'food' in the fridge. I can hope that my organic yogurt is safe while there is battery acid masquerading as something going by the names of two men in the freezer, and boxes of the breaded bird-giblets you like to call sustenance.

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hatesbears April 12 2008, 01:50:48 UTC
EXACTLY. She should've fucking copped it out of kicking me out of her fucking cunt; but no.

You lie.

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goodhunting April 12 2008, 01:53:29 UTC
No she shouldn't. She should potentially be beaten, flayed, or stoned, for being a cunt to her child. You potentially would've grown up slightly less callous, and thus a productive member of society, but alas, we do not get what we want.

No. I do not lie. I rarely lie. And the last time was not to you. You're not important enough.

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hatesbears April 12 2008, 01:58:48 UTC
tl;dr, yadda fucking yadda, boo hoo morals whinge whinge.

Where are those fucking zip lock bag shits, I'm taking some to work.

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goodhunting April 12 2008, 02:01:57 UTC
Re-read. You skipped.

You cannot put ice-cream in a zip-lock, do they teach you nothing? And if you can cook the things without burning down the kitchen, you're welcome to them/use of the oven. But if you ruin my kitchen/do not clean up, you are mincemeat, Bloom.

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hatesbears April 12 2008, 02:09:55 UTC
I paraphrased.

It is fucking FREEZING, tard, like I'm fucking carrying fucking ICE CREAM.

Cook?

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goodhunting April 12 2008, 02:13:28 UTC
You don't know how to cook.

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hatesbears April 12 2008, 02:20:21 UTC
OH MY STARS AND GARTERS, IF IT ISN'T CAPTAIN FUCKING OBVIOUS.

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goodhunting April 12 2008, 02:55:30 UTC
Word that I explained was not allowed. Or it's back to salad and tofu. Make your choice. Swearing at me or e-numbers. I'm entirely happy with either.

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hatesbears April 12 2008, 02:58:57 UTC
WTF, YOU SAID CUNT.

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goodhunting April 12 2008, 03:00:37 UTC
I'm allowed. I'm the pare adult.

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hatesbears April 12 2008, 03:02:48 UTC
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHO THE SHIT DO YOU THINK YOU SHITTING ARE?

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goodhunting April 12 2008, 03:04:07 UTC
currently? Person who gets paid no rent. My home, my rules. Deal with them, or get out.

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