[thirty six] What the actual fuck.

[goodgrasshopper]

Faeries are not like that.

Faerie Godmothers are nothing like that.

What kind of crappy Disney bullshit was that?

[Added after she finds out about Cissie.]

[Private to Murphy:]
Karrin. You're needed in the infirmary.

Comments

From Martha's communicator...

[emptyyourself]

molly carpenter

language

for shame

Haaa!

[goodgrasshopper]

...Martha? Since when do you care about my language?

[emptyyourself]

this is not martha im only borrowing her communicatin as ive mislaid mine somewhere in my room somewhere

but now she has mine and i have hers so its fair and even isnt it

[goodgrasshopper]

...Right. I think you're going to confuse some people.

[emptyyourself]

yes porbably

but they are usua;;y confused anyhow

they are all imbeciles on this ship miss carpenter

now

watch your language its very unladylike to say such things and

oh nevrmnd you swear all you like youve earned it i think

[goodgrasshopper]

A lot of them are, yes.

[snort] Thanks. It was a hell of a few days. And if you'd gone on about my language, I might have had to start calling you "Mom."

[emptyyourself]

martha is the mum

she thinks molly that i act like your fathr BUT i am NOT YOUR FATHR do you understand me?

i want to be vry clear

because

im not. youre a vry nice young woman and an exemplary witch just exemplary

why are you using profanty

[goodgrasshopper]

[Snape, why so hysterical?]

Yes, I think we're both very clear that you are not, in fact, my father. I don't know how you'd feel about wielding a holy sword.

[...Compliments. What. ...Moving on.]

...Because I was irritated?

[emptyyourself]

what about

[goodgrasshopper]

That completely ridiculous port.

[emptyyourself]

oh

ok

[goodgrasshopper]

I'm sure you have some choice words about it as well. With the whole squirrel thing.

[emptyyourself]

yes yes i do but i said them all in my room at the top of my lungs

it was easer than typign

[goodgrasshopper]

Yes, I can see that.