IMs with Laura about tattoos, bodies to fantasize over, and exes
Shwack441 (2:43:11 AM): i keep thinking about tattoos. do you?
Slivr13 (2:43:23 AM): of course
Slivr13 (2:43:33 AM): tattoos of cheezits and skulls
Slivr13 (2:43:37 AM): b/c those things go together
Shwack441 (2:43:50 AM): hahhahahahahhah
Slivr13 (2:43:52 AM): they're the peanut butter and jelly of tattoos
Shwack441 (2:43:53 AM): maybe a coke icee
Slivr13 (2:43:59 AM): exactly
Shwack441 (2:45:13 AM): hmm. tattoos. i think i'd like to get little tiny ones, like 6 of them, spotted around my body and then i'd forget i have them and theyd be like little lovely surprises when i see them. like how i forget what colors my nails are painted
Slivr13 (2:45:26 AM): hahaha
Slivr13 (2:45:36 AM): oh look, there's tiny panda on my ass!
Shwack441 (2:46:33 AM): yes! exactly. before i had a foot thing, i used to want to get a tattoo on my big toe. i was such a weirdo back then
Slivr13 (2:47:53 AM): that would hurt wouldn't it?
Shwack441 (2:48:05 AM): i think all tattoos would, eh
Shwack441 (2:48:27 AM): besides id be ridic drunk and high and sedated
Slivr13 (2:50:32 AM): so you'd get a giant picture of like abe lincoln b/c it would seem like a good idea at the time
Shwack441 (2:51:43 AM): yeah, and i dont think i'd regret it. i mean, i think i'd always look down and just giggle. (but obviously i would regret it if i picked an ahole president)
Slivr13 (2:52:51 AM): hahaha is that grover cleveland?
Slivr13 (2:52:55 AM): thats random.....
Shwack441 (2:54:54 AM): i think id still giggle if i picked grover. its like if i picked andrew jackson, id scratch his eyes out, im sure
Slivr13 (2:55:59 AM): hahah and then you'd be like hey everyone look, andrew j's eyes are bleeding
Slivr13 (2:56:08 AM): and then i'd take you to the hospital
Shwack441 (2:56:32 AM): and theyd probably be like, no meg, thats your bicep thats bleeding. my, what big guns you have! do you work out?
Shwack441 (2:56:44 AM): and then id have to explain that working out is for LAMEASSES and strippers
Slivr13 (2:57:23 AM): hahaha big buff strippers
Shwack441 (2:58:07 AM): strippers have to stay fit because looking nice is their livelihood, darling. i dont need to look fit because anyone i'd sleep with would just be imagining strippers anyway
Slivr13 (2:58:38 AM): hahaha
Shwack441 (3:00:57 AM): i was the only person patrick had seen naked, dude, everyone else is going to have loads of other naked chicks stored in their memory. i need to get used to that fact now.
Slivr13 (3:01:57 AM): hahaha well at least you're preparing for the worst
Shwack441 (3:03:17 AM): yes, well i need to. from here on out i am settling. and if i am to settle, i at least want to settle with a guy who fantasizes about hot ladies and not like fetishy weird looking ladies
Slivr13 (3:03:49 AM): with humps and rashes
Shwack441 (3:05:09 AM): yeah, i dont need that business. i'd be like "hey fella, you arent my top choice either, but at least i am imagining some skinny, large thighed guy, not a weird looking, rashy dude"
Slivr13 (3:05:50 AM): so you're still on a large thigh kick. i always thought that was something you just put up with while you were dating captain curly hair.
Shwack441 (3:07:02 AM): well. the better to squeeze me with. besides, i have unnaturally and surprisingly strong thighs (i feel) and i dont want to be the only strong thighed one in the relationship
Slivr13 (3:07:26 AM): hahaha you can have thigh fights
Shwack441 (3:09:09 AM): yes, and i would win. because i dont want to be the wimpy thighed one. i just want a good match
Slivr13 (3:09:48 AM): hahaha
Shwack441 (3:10:08 AM): i should make a personals ad. iso: skinny boy with strong thighs and interesting hair. must listen to punk and go to punk shows with me. must provide me with cheezits and coke for LIFE. also should be good at sex and dry humping. especially dry humping.
Slivr13 (3:12:07 AM): that is amazing
Slivr13 (3:12:16 AM): i'm sure you'll get a billion replies
Slivr13 (3:12:35 AM): except from weinies who don't drink coke
Slivr13 (3:12:40 AM): and they should be shot anyways
Shwack441 (3:13:16 AM): yes! they should. i should have known my relationship with patrick was doomed. he only ordered coke from a restaurant probably 5 times in our ENTIRE 3 YEAR RELATIONSHIP
Shwack441 (3:13:20 AM): wtf
Slivr13 (3:13:29 AM): good lord
Slivr13 (3:13:33 AM): is he sick?
Shwack441 (3:13:54 AM): oh id like some orange juice. a lemonade sounds good today. ill go for a water. oooh iced chai.
Slivr13 (3:14:41 AM): ummm, i'm upset about iced chai
Slivr13 (3:14:51 AM): did he read poetry while he drank it?
Shwack441 (3:15:05 AM): hahhahahhahhahahahaha
Shwack441 (3:15:06 AM): no
Shwack441 (3:15:17 AM): but he often wrote me poetry, you know that dont you?
Slivr13 (3:15:27 AM): no i didn't know that
Slivr13 (3:15:32 AM): awww thats sweet
Slivr13 (3:15:46 AM): no guys ever done that for me, i just like to tell my self all of my exes are illiterate
Slivr13 (3:15:53 AM): oh god...kevin is my ex now
Slivr13 (3:15:57 AM): thats weird
Shwack441 (3:22:23 AM): it is weird to think of kevin as an ex
Shwack441 (3:22:37 AM): whats weirder, though, is that you are an ex, and then you are on the same list as AMY!!!!! hahahahahahahahhaahah
Shwack441 (3:22:42 AM): i haaaaate thinking about that
Slivr13 (3:23:10 AM): ahhhhhhhhhh
Slivr13 (3:23:15 AM): oh my god you're right
Slivr13 (3:23:19 AM): thats awful
Slivr13 (3:23:27 AM): at least i'm the smart one
Slivr13 (3:24:19 AM): and you are the dirty one, ms no shower.
Slivr13 (2:43:23 AM): of course
Slivr13 (2:43:33 AM): tattoos of cheezits and skulls
Slivr13 (2:43:37 AM): b/c those things go together
Shwack441 (2:43:50 AM): hahhahahahahhah
Slivr13 (2:43:52 AM): they're the peanut butter and jelly of tattoos
Shwack441 (2:43:53 AM): maybe a coke icee
Slivr13 (2:43:59 AM): exactly
Shwack441 (2:45:13 AM): hmm. tattoos. i think i'd like to get little tiny ones, like 6 of them, spotted around my body and then i'd forget i have them and theyd be like little lovely surprises when i see them. like how i forget what colors my nails are painted
Slivr13 (2:45:26 AM): hahaha
Slivr13 (2:45:36 AM): oh look, there's tiny panda on my ass!
Shwack441 (2:46:33 AM): yes! exactly. before i had a foot thing, i used to want to get a tattoo on my big toe. i was such a weirdo back then
Slivr13 (2:47:53 AM): that would hurt wouldn't it?
Shwack441 (2:48:05 AM): i think all tattoos would, eh
Shwack441 (2:48:27 AM): besides id be ridic drunk and high and sedated
Slivr13 (2:50:32 AM): so you'd get a giant picture of like abe lincoln b/c it would seem like a good idea at the time
Shwack441 (2:51:43 AM): yeah, and i dont think i'd regret it. i mean, i think i'd always look down and just giggle. (but obviously i would regret it if i picked an ahole president)
Slivr13 (2:52:51 AM): hahaha is that grover cleveland?
Slivr13 (2:52:55 AM): thats random.....
Shwack441 (2:54:54 AM): i think id still giggle if i picked grover. its like if i picked andrew jackson, id scratch his eyes out, im sure
Slivr13 (2:55:59 AM): hahah and then you'd be like hey everyone look, andrew j's eyes are bleeding
Slivr13 (2:56:08 AM): and then i'd take you to the hospital
Shwack441 (2:56:32 AM): and theyd probably be like, no meg, thats your bicep thats bleeding. my, what big guns you have! do you work out?
Shwack441 (2:56:44 AM): and then id have to explain that working out is for LAMEASSES and strippers
Slivr13 (2:57:23 AM): hahaha big buff strippers
Shwack441 (2:58:07 AM): strippers have to stay fit because looking nice is their livelihood, darling. i dont need to look fit because anyone i'd sleep with would just be imagining strippers anyway
Slivr13 (2:58:38 AM): hahaha
Shwack441 (3:00:57 AM): i was the only person patrick had seen naked, dude, everyone else is going to have loads of other naked chicks stored in their memory. i need to get used to that fact now.
Slivr13 (3:01:57 AM): hahaha well at least you're preparing for the worst
Shwack441 (3:03:17 AM): yes, well i need to. from here on out i am settling. and if i am to settle, i at least want to settle with a guy who fantasizes about hot ladies and not like fetishy weird looking ladies
Slivr13 (3:03:49 AM): with humps and rashes
Shwack441 (3:05:09 AM): yeah, i dont need that business. i'd be like "hey fella, you arent my top choice either, but at least i am imagining some skinny, large thighed guy, not a weird looking, rashy dude"
Slivr13 (3:05:50 AM): so you're still on a large thigh kick. i always thought that was something you just put up with while you were dating captain curly hair.
Shwack441 (3:07:02 AM): well. the better to squeeze me with. besides, i have unnaturally and surprisingly strong thighs (i feel) and i dont want to be the only strong thighed one in the relationship
Slivr13 (3:07:26 AM): hahaha you can have thigh fights
Shwack441 (3:09:09 AM): yes, and i would win. because i dont want to be the wimpy thighed one. i just want a good match
Slivr13 (3:09:48 AM): hahaha
Shwack441 (3:10:08 AM): i should make a personals ad. iso: skinny boy with strong thighs and interesting hair. must listen to punk and go to punk shows with me. must provide me with cheezits and coke for LIFE. also should be good at sex and dry humping. especially dry humping.
Slivr13 (3:12:07 AM): that is amazing
Slivr13 (3:12:16 AM): i'm sure you'll get a billion replies
Slivr13 (3:12:35 AM): except from weinies who don't drink coke
Slivr13 (3:12:40 AM): and they should be shot anyways
Shwack441 (3:13:16 AM): yes! they should. i should have known my relationship with patrick was doomed. he only ordered coke from a restaurant probably 5 times in our ENTIRE 3 YEAR RELATIONSHIP
Shwack441 (3:13:20 AM): wtf
Slivr13 (3:13:29 AM): good lord
Slivr13 (3:13:33 AM): is he sick?
Shwack441 (3:13:54 AM): oh id like some orange juice. a lemonade sounds good today. ill go for a water. oooh iced chai.
Slivr13 (3:14:41 AM): ummm, i'm upset about iced chai
Slivr13 (3:14:51 AM): did he read poetry while he drank it?
Shwack441 (3:15:05 AM): hahhahahhahhahahahaha
Shwack441 (3:15:06 AM): no
Shwack441 (3:15:17 AM): but he often wrote me poetry, you know that dont you?
Slivr13 (3:15:27 AM): no i didn't know that
Slivr13 (3:15:32 AM): awww thats sweet
Slivr13 (3:15:46 AM): no guys ever done that for me, i just like to tell my self all of my exes are illiterate
Slivr13 (3:15:53 AM): oh god...kevin is my ex now
Slivr13 (3:15:57 AM): thats weird
Shwack441 (3:22:23 AM): it is weird to think of kevin as an ex
Shwack441 (3:22:37 AM): whats weirder, though, is that you are an ex, and then you are on the same list as AMY!!!!! hahahahahahahahhaahah
Shwack441 (3:22:42 AM): i haaaaate thinking about that
Slivr13 (3:23:10 AM): ahhhhhhhhhh
Slivr13 (3:23:15 AM): oh my god you're right
Slivr13 (3:23:19 AM): thats awful
Slivr13 (3:23:27 AM): at least i'm the smart one
Slivr13 (3:24:19 AM): and you are the dirty one, ms no shower.